HE'S AMAZING. He was the first one I saw in the store and I was like "no I don't want a white one" but then there were no other males and I LOVE HIM and I was going to call him Page(y) after Jimmy Page but he's too sweet and then I was going to call him Freddie after Freddie Mercury but IDK and then I decided on Robert because Robert Plant/Plobert Rant and oh god I'm running out of keyboard breath.