1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
My full name? Oh babe, if ya' really want to know... Sithrim Mateus Kylian Moonslicer.
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
I am 20 years old for the moment. And, if you do wish to congratulate for my 21th one, make sure to write a big 'awesomest birthday' in the sixth day of the sixth month in your calendar. (;
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in Lisbon, Portugal. I grew up there and I'm quite proud of the wonderful beaches there; I love the United Kingdom and France too, although they are both too cold countries...
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Let's skip that, shall we.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I have a younger sister, Gwenhwyfar. She's... heu, blonde, blue eyes, ... she's just like me in the opposite sex! Yes, indeed; she's just as hot as me.
6. What is your occupation?
Surf, sex, sleep sex, sex and sex.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm like... 1m85cm, for the win! And about 80k.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I'm the brand new Brad Pitt : blond and beautiful baby green eyes!
9. What is your race?
My race...? I don't fit any... I'm just so Sith'!
10. To which social class do you belong?
I'm everything you want me to be.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Well that is a pretty pathetic question. (:
12. What is your style of dress?
Surfer, rapper, badboyish... I love large and cosy clothes.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks?

Well...TFO and I were having a fun time in TEF, with her being crazy spastic over me...and then THIS occurred (I got permission from her to upload this, fyi):

As a key:
CaptainRainbow = TFO
Dark Sonic, etc. = Me

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CaptainRainbow: i cant stop...
CaptainRainbow: laughing..
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: Pfft.
CaptainRainbow: i love confusing you
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: i dun like being circled either....>.>;;
CaptainRainbow: lemme catych my breaht..
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: pfft
CaptainRainbow: i cant breath seriously...
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: Well Jesus
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: Chill yourself
CaptainRainbow: xDD
CaptainRainbow: i cant help myself. it's so fun tormenting your deer
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: You mean tormenting MYSELF.
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: >.>
CaptainRainbow: xD
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: Since that's ME right there.
CaptainRainbow: i think that bleach affected me too..
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: O_O
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: Oh Jesus.
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: I'm quoting that, and putting it in a blog
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: xD
CaptainRainbow: what?
CaptainRainbow: quoting what?
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: That quote about the bleach
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: It's going on TEF
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: As revenge for the canary bit that hasn't been posted yet
Dark Sonic ~ It's a Filthy, Hot Mess ~ <3: ;D

The canary bit was a conversation we had the night before while I was wearing the Golden Butterfly Pelt, Magpie Antlers, and Skull Mask.

..iTunes likes to freeze my comp...isn't that lovely.

I think my poor old computer is forever crippled and will never run the Forest again properly XD *pets it*

...and I think Atiq waking up to two jumbo zombie deer dancing in his face was probably the scariest thing in his life.


...Darcy was a nice surprise though.


I should learn that AFKing to go get ice cream while the forest is up is sometimes not the best idea >.>



/random

((Mostly for the attention of Celticmystress- it's just a bit of a play around with her time-defying Lady Bones thing. Warning for swearing, mentions of sex and sexuality, nothing graphic- only posting it here because I'm having issues emailing it to her privately.

You really don't have to read it, if you don't want. Really...

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You're still reading. You sure you wanna do this?

...

Alright. Your funeral...))

Charlie yelped as sound flooded her ears unbidden once more. Passers by glanced at her strangely as she stood, fumbling with the small device in her hands. The wind coming off the Hudson and coiling through the long boulevards of the city was crisp and chilly, and while others winced at the whip across their faces, Charlie remained unfussed as she dragged her index finger clumsily across the touch screen to furiously turn the volume down as she had been taught this morning. At least the noise assaulting her eardrums was pleasant, and comforting- The Irish Rovers, Bones had called it. It was all she could do to not burst into song along with the illusion of music, but at least she could step in time as she strolled around.
The culture shock was starting to wear off- replaced by unabashed, naked awe. She was just another tourist stumbling through the Giant Apple or whatever they called it. New York.
“Definately betteh than th’ owld one.” Charlie mumbled to herself.
As she turned to look up at the tall buildings surrounding her, she bumped sideways into a haughty woman coated in what the lost sailor would one day come to know as Gucci. There was no excuse- the cougar was dressed in every manifestation the brand came in. Despite her stylish attire, her voice raked at her above the loud chorus of Sloop John B.
“Ey-ey! I’m walkin’ ‘ere!