VERY dark, sad, blah, all that. Don't read if you cry easily.

A bit early today. x)

You smell like farts

Bonus video:
Interpreting ICE ICE BABY

Enjoy more ASL Comedy from Keith Wann

This is a response to mutantur-omnia-nos-et-mutamur-illis Please read this if you haven't

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[=Sylfaen][=13] Her call rang out as she stood on the edge of the pond. Devistaton was tearing through Kita, gazing down into the dark depths to where His mask had vanished. She trembled scared, stepping back away as she looked along the edges of the pond.

He would appear, he would, just like he always did. He would come back, appearing along the edge of the pond like he always did. He couldn't leave her, not like this. She needed him, they might not have wanted to admit it, but she needed him in her life.

Another call came a moment later, a long howling whine that came from the playground. Confusion flickered in her eyes, it sounded so familiar, so like Furfur's and yet, so different. She turned, running along the edge of the pond, racing toward the playground.

Her legs stretched, muscles strained as she forced her body to it's limit, slowing only as she saw the figure. She skid to a halt, heart dropping into her stomach, it was not the one she desired, the one she searched for.

A tall monarch pelted stag stood before her. Long tines curled form his head, the face of a real deer looked out over the forest. She frowned slowly, nostrils flaring as she scented the air. She trembled, tilting her head slowly to the side confused, who was this stag?

She walked quietly toward him, head lowered slowly, eyes on him and her ears strained forward, all her senses. She jumped gently up onto the rock, looking over toward him, frowning slowly.

Note: this story picks up right where My heart's a battleground.. ends. Please read that story first if you have not done so already.
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I usually start each of my tales with me waking up, or in the middle of doing something fun. Am I right? Well, Today I shall begin my story with what happened last night, the memories will haunt me forever..

I slammed my hooves into the earth coming to a stop. My head turned around frantically. It was night, and something was wrong with the forest. Everyone was missing. My not-so-excellent deer sight tried to see through the bushes for incoming predators, but I could see nothing. The sound of a pelt brushing against a branch. I bolted, my hooves carrying me across the ground like a hare. Adrenaleine pumped through my body , the only thing spurring me on. The trees rushed past and I realised my instincts had taken me to the big oak tree. It was the only place I usually felt safe. I ducked in under it and huddled up in my usual spot, peering through the cracks.

A low growl sounded from outside and the beasts began to circle my hiding spot. I scented the air and I could tell there were three of them. From my spot I could only see massive club like paws walking past the crack. If I didn't get out, they would kill me! I waited for the paws to go past again. And began to time myself.
One....Two....THREE!!
I shot out from the under the tree and charged into the forest, the beasts giving chase. I could hear their snarling splitting the usual silence of the night air. Their huge paws thudded on the ground behind me.
This is the bit where you expect me to trip over, or get snagged on a branch or vine.
But I didn't.
They caught up!

I could feel the hot breathe of the beasts on my haunches, then the thudding stopped and for one moment I thought they had gone. Then there was a stabbing pain in my back, claws ripping through my fur, piercing my skin, the pain shuddered through my whole body, but i twisted round and kicked out with my front hooves. It hit the beast SMACK in the eye.
Now I could see them. We were all standing in a wide meadow.

When a deer not stop following you?

Today I am playing with friend Atvana deer and then two deer not stop following us and getting between us and mooing at us!

We is trying to play and no matter where we go they stalk us.
It is making me nervous and scared!
I try saying "No no no" or "no paw ground" to say 'no we don't want to play with you sorry!" but they keep chasing and getting in our way!

How do you deal with deer who follow you everywhere and won't let you be with friends?

Ok I am trying to save my spell data in my email drafts…
When I go to paste the data in my spell data folder it says the file name and path are not the same..and it will not let me save the data..what am I doing wrong? I hope this is not too confusing XD

She left no note, no sign that she had every stayed in his house expect one small picture of her smiling. She had inscribed a few words on the back "Its been good. Remeber me". She put the mugs back in their appropriote cabinets and folded her blanket. She left in the early hours of the morning and got on the first plane she could. The trip seemed long and her thoughts raced about her head. Bursting through the doors of her house she unplugged her phones, locked her computer away and removed her cellphone's battery. She ravaged through her house till their was no form of communication with the outside world left.
She shut her doors and walk out into the back yard and sat on the same brown couch. She stayed there for hours. She only needed herself.
"I'm going to jump the walls and run. I wonder if they'll miss me? I won't miss them....."

I just thought this would be a funny topic. I'm sure if you have a slow computer, be aware that there will probably be a lot of screenshots posted on here.

Anyway, here's mine: