Hey guys, I'm back after a lonnnng hiatus once more (real life and other lovely stuff) and to go along with this is, well,
another conversation with
iGod, hehe. It's pretty short since I'm tired but I made sure to make it humorous as I could.
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Me:
Hey buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend, ol' amigo
God:
You've got my full attention. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
You have?
God:
No I have not.
Me:
You meanie D:
God:
Interesting gossip: said I meanie.
Me:
Stop smiling, it's creeping me out o_o
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
Me:
...crossing the road makes you go to hell?! Sweeeeet.
God:
Can we get back to business? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Deeper you say? Well...if you insist ;D
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Sweeeeet. Try being more or less specific. Well what?
A fact is a fact.
Me:
Scream my name!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I like the way you scream.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
But you DO like it since, lulz, you scream my name.
God:
I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
God:
What is it like on the first day of Christmas your true love gave to you.
Me:
A partidge in a pear tree.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
How do you know that I'm not telling the truth?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
Uh huh. Suuuuure it is.
God:
Yup. Gee. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes, you're amusing to talk to.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Though I'm all for writing about someone taking her down a peg if your deer has a strong enough personality to go for it. 
