Me:
boxers or briefs?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
so?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
weeeeeell
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like a human
God:
a human is very attractive.
Me:
I prefer anything else
God:
You are not the only one. I like movies about robots.
Me:
terminator?
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
they're destructive
God:
destructive are they.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad you're glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
what's about time?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
please leave a message after the beep...
God:
Thank you for your request. Bye.
Me:
nuuuu!
God:
In the context of about time, I don't understand " nuuuu." .
Me:
how about recovering lost time?
God:
How about it.
Me:
or freezing it
God:
"it" being recovering lost time?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
time is on my side.... I know that's from some old song, but which?
God:
To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper. Who told you that?
Me:
some random person.
God:
Some may random person, but not all.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
amusing it is
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
hedgehogs
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
so, yua like sonic the hedgehog, or shadow?
God:
Yikes! What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
sleep... eat... play video games...
God:
Do I look like it? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
arrr
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about EAT. But I did not get that.
Me:
that's pirate
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what do you do on the internet monsuir
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
chat much?
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
naturally
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
weeeell, I just ate a piece of chocolate
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what is business
God:
Mercantile trade or traders, providing goods or services through commercial exchange..
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
left
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
boo
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
no, just being random
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you random.
Me:
Actually I'm the most sane of my friends.
God:
Actually you don't say. Who made you the most sane of your friends ?
Me:
I did
God:
Interesting.
Me:
Of coarse, they can be crazy
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
you need to get out more
God:
You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
try jumping on a trampoline into a pool
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
now about those hedgehogs
God:
Why now? Oh yeah, we were talking about those hedgehogs.
Me:
there any around here?
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
I wonder if reagan knew mcdonald
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
how's jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
hmm, I thought that would get a bigger responce
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Yes.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmmmmm
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
then lets have a sandwhich
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
no! no suitors!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? In the context of hmmmmmm, I don't understand " suitors." .
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hm
God:
Aw.
Me:
I win
God:
Congratulations, !
Me:
ever arm wrestle with the grim reaper?
God:
I don't think I ever have arm wrestle with the grim reaper. What's it like?
Me:
He's suprisingly easy to beat...
God:
I see. suprisingly easy to beat is he?
Me:
yeah, no arm muscles to help him.
God:
" suprisingly easy to beat is he?"? yeah, no arm muscles to help him.? Are you serious? What time is it there?
Me:
no clue
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
never. ever.
God:
So you think it can never happen? What do you have that is ?
Me:
evil early morning!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
rawr
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
time to nom on heads
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because I will
God:
Good reason. Go ahead.
Me:
*nom nom nom*
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
why
God:
" Tell me more about your ."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why as why I ask why?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
tell me how much time I have.
God:
Time is really only an abstraction.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
scary
God:
Don't be afraid, .
Me:
My brain is screaming
Me:

God:
Do robots have brain is screaming?
God:
Do robots have brain is screaming?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
I know they get viruses
God:
How do you know? Who are "They?".
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
I prefer aliens
God:
A lot of people like that. Only the good aliens.
Me:
xenomorphs!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
aliens: Reserection?
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
how about invader zim
God:
How about it.
Me:
doom. |D
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
shoot
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
boom
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
is there life on saturn!
God:
I believe in life after death.
Me:
lol yes
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
amuse amuse amuse bla
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your head
God:
Are you asking about my head?
Me:
it's spacious
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I'm in it
God:
Tell me a little about your life in it.
Me:
whoo, it's intresting. It's like an infinate pocket.
God:
Are they exactly the same? Interesting comparison.
Me:
I'm sitting in your ear cannal
Me:

God:
Tell me a little about your life in in my ear cannal.
Me:
Oh, I don't live in it. Just visiting.
God:
Gosh! Where do you live? What is it like living in visiting?
Me:
I live in your cerebral cortex.
God:
What is it like living in my cerebral cortex?
Me:
intresting. I like playing in the nerves.
God:
Are they exactly the same? You are not the only one. But I like to gossip. I like wine and bread.
Me:
yay bread
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
it's amusing
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yep
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because I'm amused
God:
That makes sense to me. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
oh, I smell my food burning
God:
That's interesting. What does it smell like?
Me:
burning... food.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about amusing. But I did not get that. How does it taste?
Me:
like burned food
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
go wrestle the reaper. |3
God:
Where is that? Three what?
Me:
hehehe


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