Epistaxis

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Warning; strong language, violence/gore, sexual themes, and other mature content
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General Information


Name » Monroe

Titles » Epistaxis; Sinnamon Bun (thx niri), The Lewd Dude (thx pan)

Pictogram » x

Gender » Male ♂

Age » Young adult

Species » Dog-like creature (sighthound/doberman influences)

Orientation » Panromantic pansexual; polyamorous

Speech » #000000; voice undecided

Haunt » Wherever his friends are

Origin » Gorimar








7.27.17


"I want to shove you over this bridge, but I won't. I can, but I won't. You find my self-control commendable, don't you? I've come such a long way."


F e e l i n g » Mischievous, excited
M e n t a l » Steadying
P h y s i c a l » Mild bruising from bumping/shoving against Pica during play


Was THRILLED to see Pica in the forest, and of course practically teleported straight to her. Noticed Lohtu and found out he was a friend of the doe's, so at her request he took care not to wake him while getting groomed by Pica.

After the zombie child left, went on an adventure around the forest. Any hopes she might've had for it to be a "stroll" were mercilessly crushed by the sighthound. Tore around the forest playing and play-fighting (perhaps on some occasions she was actually trying to beat him up, much to his delight) - got at least one buttnuzzle in, which infuriated her but sent him into near-hysterics. Tried to shove her into the Idol river after he dove in first but was ultimately unsuccessful, THOUGH did at least shower her with a million water droplets.

Attempted to tempt her into the river by the bridge by gifting her the lotus flower, but when she wasn't charmed enough by his flattery he tried verbally provoking her to piss her off instead so she'd come in to punch him. WAS AGAIN UNSUCCESSFUL so, defeated, dragged himself out and flopped with her on the bridge until both retired for the night.


P r e v i o u s l y » Dangerously bored.


N o t e s » THIS WHOLE BIO IS SO OUTDATED aughhh. It was last updated nearly a year ago 8[ gotta get around to updating the rest of the info in here









Traits & Facts


(thisssss... needs to be edited since his nature is becoming clearer to me over time, WILL DO SOON)

Impulsive » Audacious » Vulgar » Affectionate » Manipulative » Sadistic » Masochistic » Sluggish or Playful

-x-

» Monroe has problems with impulse control, and is far more likely to act rather than think things through/plan/consider consequences.

» Chronic insomnia - tries to distract himself from being tired by jumping into active or dangerous situations; needs adrenaline rushes of any kind

» Low regard for others' pain, especially when it comes to strangers. Kind of sucks at empathy, too.

» Has frequent nosebleeds, likes the taste of his own blood, enjoys disgusting others by slinging blood droplets on them/'sneezing' on them when it happens. Sometimes views it as 'bonding' and, depending on the situation, will be offended if his blood is rubbed off.
(Represented in-game by repeated sneezing or 'listen+listen'ing in another's face; listen+listening without his face near someone else is more likely to be just vigorous shaking of his head to stave off sleepiness, clear his thoughts, express displeasure, etc.)

» Ordinarily viewed young ones as useless burdens, and still does to a degree. Has no experience handling them at all, and doesn't even think to censor his words around them. However, tolerates certain children if they show independence and maturity, and may grow to even like them if enough time is spent together. Doesn't care for clingy ones, but whether or not he reestablishes personal space will depend on his mood.

» rly affectionate, greedy for attention, detests loneliness

» his puns/jokes suck really bad... he's the only one who thinks they're fkin hILARIOUS and if anyone else laughs it's probably because they can't handle the fact that he seriously thinks whatever disaster came out of his mouth was actually funny









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MAHOEUHURHUAHUHRUHAUHEUHAUHEU

MAHOEUHURHUAHUHRUHAUHEUHAUHEUHAUEHUAHEUHAUHEUHAUEH
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y e s s s ♥

y e s s s ♥
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LMFAISHID KA /DEAD also hi

LMFAISHID KA /DEAD
also hi sexy ♥

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so cute ♥

so cute ♥
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ROFLMAO KA Echo, thank you!

ROFLMAO KA
Echo, thank you! ;U;
Ravennn B)))
Schutz, not so cute on the inside {:

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traaack

traaack
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Thank you (B

Thank you (B

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trackin'

trackin'
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Hello mista

Hello mista <3
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Thanks for the tracks, you

Thanks for the tracks, you two! ♥

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flies in majestically drops

flies in majestically
drops salmon offering

Thank you, Tuo and Kohva!

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admires niri's beauty and

admires niri's beauty and grace
gratefully accepts salmon offering

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YES HELLO OuO

YES HELLO
OuO
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ANTIII &hearts;

ANTIII ♥

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track e3e

track e3e
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Thank you! (B

Thank you! (B

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A Monroe bust. Love his

A Monroe bust. Love his design and had to give it a go.
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Oh my goodness! That's

Oh my goodness! That's absolutely gorgeous! 8D I LOVE the way he looks in your style, omfg - and you portrayed his design so beautifully. The sharpness of his ears looks great, and so does his mane. It's all wonderful. Thank you so, so much for this, I love it very much ;;

Monroe has been enjoying the quiet time with Zorn, by the way ♥ I was really happy when I saw him standing there earlier, and I'm glad Monroe's gotten the chance to meet him ;u;

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o

o <~o
s'a licky

you lickin ere'body dirty

you lickin ere'body dirty skank
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yeah man control ur tongue

yeah man control ur tongue

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@

@<@ YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
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Have to sneak in a belated

Have to sneak in a belated track here because apparently I haven't tracked this already 8C
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Haha, thank you Snow! 8D

Haha, thank you Snow! 8D

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!!!

!!!
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&hearts;!

♥!

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tracking

tracking
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Thank you!

Thank you!

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lol Macaria just wants to

lol Macaria just wants to play
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I was wondering who that

I was wondering who that sweet deer was! Her picto wasn't on the map at the time 8(

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yeah I've been having that

yeah I've been having that problem the past few days
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btw his picto is so similar

btw his picto is so similar to Sylfrid's, I mean it's easy to see the difference on the site, but in-game I was having trouble telling the difference between Monroe and the random deer showing up with Sylf's picto. X3
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when you wonder for 654645

when you wonder for 654645 years why u never see a blog in your track list
sigh
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Ohhh yes, I know that

Ohhh yes, I know that feeling. I know it well..
Thanks for the track, Panties :j ♥

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his personal diary message

his personal diary message thing on his tumblr though
has abhiri finally instilled some kind of politeness in him

Thank you, Tuo and Kohva!

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I think she has, on some

I think she has, on some level at least! He used to rEALLY suck at thinking before doing things, and now he's slightly better at it... yes, very slightly, but a little goes a long way?? Good job, 'Bhiri. BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR THIS RUDE DOG

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I don't!! understand how I

I don't!! understand how I haven't tracked this yet, because Monroe is one of my favorite characters in tef. All the shame on me and my cow.

Also shifty Rasul is like 'dog shouldn't you be guarding the sheep' because he assumes animal faced creatures are mindless.
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OMG RATT the joy that brings

OMG RATT the joy that brings me is off the charts
Never fear, ratt and ratt's cow. You are forgiven.

LMAO fun fact: Monroe believed all non-canines were also mindless at first. You will learn, Rasul.

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Oh I tracked a wrong one? 8 )

Oh I tracked a wrong one? 8 ) Great. Oh well, this time I'll be sure to track the r i g h t bio.
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LMAO no worries! Thanks for

LMAO no worries! Thanks for the track B) ♥

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string bean

string bean
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snap bean

snap bean

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hellooo

hellooo
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Track!

Track!



My Discord is Khryseis#9995 if you'd like to add me for RP and such.
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Hey you two! &hearts; Your

Hey you two! ♥ Your chars are adorable! Monroe's usually standoffish towards kids but was too awed by them to sneak away LMAO

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How about I just finally

How about I just finally track this
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toot

toot
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@Nate: A GOOD

@Nate: A GOOD DECISION

@Kimi: Monroe says a toot isn't enough

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