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The Infamous Vending Machine Game

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April 9, 2011 - 10:24am — KingEnvy
Just something I thought would be fun yeah? >w<

All you need is 1. A coin and 2. a witty mind

Post above type game and it goes like this.

Poster 1-
*Inserts coin*

Poster 2-
YOU GET -insert random thing here!-

*inserts coin*

Poster 3-
You get a fish head

*inserts coin*

and on and on. Think of absolutely ANYTHING of what'll come out of that machine! XD So go go go~


I'll go first <:

-inserts coin-
April 9, 2011 - 10:55am — Spyrre
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This sounds fun... You get

This sounds fun...

You get a stuffed, pink armadillo.

*insert coin*
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April 9, 2011 - 11:01am — Uruushou
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*ka-chunk!* You get...a

*ka-chunk!* You get...a herring! Use it to strike the mightiest tree in the forest (Monty Python on the brain, lol)!

*insert coin*
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April 9, 2011 - 2:12pm — Ryff

You've received a chimera

You've received a chimera scale! Be careful; it's poisonous if you touch thw edges!

*insert coin*
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April 9, 2011 - 3:45pm — Enny005
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You got a little Merlin

You got a little Merlin figure that says "TEF is best"

*insert coin"
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April 9, 2011 - 4:30pm — Eustik
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CCRRRNKKK You somehow get a

CCRRRNKKK
You somehow get a plane.

*inserts coin! : D*
April 9, 2011 - 5:57pm — z.m123
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You get a moo in your face

You get a moo in your face =D

*Inserts coin*
April 10, 2011 - 12:34am — KingEnvy
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You get a bag full of

You get a bag full of ladybugs

-inserts coin-
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April 10, 2011 - 12:35am — Ryff

You get a box of hissing

You get a box of hissing cockroaches! Yuck!

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 12:37am — ocean
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You get a small piece of

You get a small piece of odd-looking candy. You may not want to eat that...

-inserts coin-
April 10, 2011 - 12:45am — quadraptor
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You get a magic conch shell

You get a magic conch shell that answers yes or no questions, but you must obey it or else it will curse you.

*Inserts pinecone....I mean coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 2:49am — WonderfullySarcastic
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You get... your pinecone

You get... your pinecone back. Whoopee :'D

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 4:56am — MickKreiger
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You get a kitteh partner for

You get a kitteh partner for your display picture cat.

*inserts coin*
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--Mick--
April 10, 2011 - 4:58am — Ryff

You get a very excited

You get a very excited butterfly, which flitters in your grasp.

*inserts ancient chinese coin 8D*
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April 10, 2011 - 5:02am — KingEnvy
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you get a submarine -inserts

you get a submarine

-inserts coin-
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April 10, 2011 - 5:58am — ickydog
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Clunk! You get a

Clunk! You get a spitoon!
*insert coin*
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Kobal Snuff
April 10, 2011 - 6:07am — Pegasicorn
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You get a cake. Oh wait, it's

You get a cake. Oh wait, it's a lie.

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 6:09am — Ryff

You get a pie. What flavour

You get a pie. What flavour is it? PIE FLAVOUR. BI

*inserts a coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 6:20am — KingEnvy
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you get asdfmovie internet

you get asdfmovie internet win I:

-inserts coin-
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April 10, 2011 - 6:24am — Ryff

You get a steaming bowl of

You get a steaming bowl of win. Congratulations!

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 6:26am — Pegasicorn
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You get an antler. An Irish

You get an antler. An Irish elk antler.
Have fun carrying that.

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 6:27am — KingEnvy
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you get a cobra

you get a cobra statue

-inserts rock-
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April 10, 2011 - 6:28am — Ryff

The vending machine sputters

The vending machine sputters and spits out the rock. It sticks right in your eye. Hooray!

*inserts a coin, like you're supposed to*
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April 10, 2011 - 6:32am — KingEnvy
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you get a squid that latches

you get a squid that latches onto the back of your head.

-inserts coin-
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April 10, 2011 - 6:34am — Pegasicorn
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You get an

You get an eyepatch.

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 6:36am — ocean
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You get a . Nothing else

You get a . Nothing else falls out.

-inserts coin-
April 10, 2011 - 7:04am — Pegasicorn
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You get a...boot to the

You get a...boot to the head.

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 7:09am — WonderfullySarcastic
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You get a round of applause.

You get a round of applause. Thanks for the laugh c:

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 7:10am — KingEnvy
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you get the song Friday by

you get the song Friday by rebecca black stuck in your head

-inserts coin-
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April 10, 2011 - 7:17am — quadraptor
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You get Quad's super special

You get Quad's super special 16 bean soup...but please keep it away from him as we don't want another atomic fart now do we?

*jams pinecone into the coin slot...then realizes he had a coin to insert. oops*
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April 10, 2011 - 7:22am — ocean
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You get an ipod full of good

You get an ipod full of good music this time.
You also get your pinecone back.

-inserts coin-
April 10, 2011 - 7:35am — WonderfullySarcastic
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You get a spork. *inserts

You get a spork.

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 7:37am — Pegasicorn
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You get a piece of

You get a piece of cheese.

*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 7:39am — quadraptor
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You totally get a real life

You totally get a real life jackalope Eye

*mashes up pinecone into little pieces and then pours it into the coin slot....followed by a coin to push it all in*
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April 10, 2011 - 7:43am — WonderfullySarcastic
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You get... a message that

You get... a message that reads:

Please insert a coin. And only a coin.
Sincerely, the Infamous Vending Machine



*inserts coin*
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April 10, 2011 - 7:44am — ocean
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You get a small, mysterious

You get a small, mysterious figurine in the shape of a ballet dancer.

-inserts coin-
April 13, 2011 - 7:17am — KingEnvy
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You get a bowl of

You get a bowl of strawberries and whip cream yum x3

-inserts coin-
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April 13, 2011 - 7:26am — eyestrain
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You get a small ram plush. I

You get a small ram plush.

I wish I had won one for myself, too


*inserts coin*
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I don't strive to be the best, but instead I strive to do my best, and always give it my all every time.
-faunet
April 13, 2011 - 7:30am — KingEnvy
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The vending machine spits out

The vending machine spits out hundreds of the tiny rams and one squid...wonder where that came from.

-inserts coin- c:
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April 13, 2011 - 8:03am — .

You get a leprechaun from

You get a leprechaun from hell threatening to kill you if you don't give him his shilling.

-inserts coin- 8D?
April 13, 2011 - 8:22am — Pegasicorn
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You get a plant potted in an

You get a plant potted in an old boot.

*inserts coin*
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April 13, 2011 - 8:40am — .

You get four angry drill

You get four angry drill sergeants and a barrel to the head.

-inserts coin-
April 13, 2011 - 3:12pm — ickydog
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You get a can of spam and

You get a can of spam and some mustard.

-inserts coin-
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Kobal Snuff
April 13, 2011 - 3:13pm — z.m123
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You get 300

You get 300 Spartans

*Inserts coin*
April 14, 2011 - 12:35am — Cr0w
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you get nothing D: the prize

you get nothing D: the prize got stuck.

*inserts coinage*
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Won't you come and play?
April 14, 2011 - 12:42am — eyestrain
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You get a length of wire,

You get a length of wire, with which you can fish out the other prize.
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I don't strive to be the best, but instead I strive to do my best, and always give it my all every time.
-faunet
April 14, 2011 - 12:56am — quadraptor
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*puts a coin in for

*puts a coin in for Eyestrain*

You get a Chinese Finger Trap, but when you reach in to take it your finger gets...well...trapped.

*ran out of pinecones so inserts another coin*
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April 14, 2011 - 1:10am — Absynthe

You get a deck of playing

You get a deck of playing cards. For some reasons the ace of clubs is missing, though. But for that there are two ace of hearts...


*inserts coin*
April 14, 2011 - 1:13am — Honeyfur
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You get, a cake!

You get, a cake! Enjoy!

*inserts coin*
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April 14, 2011 - 1:17am — eyestrain
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Out pops a pinecone. Thanks

Out pops a pinecone.
Thanks Quad


*inserts coin*
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I don't strive to be the best, but instead I strive to do my best, and always give it my all every time.
-faunet
April 14, 2011 - 8:38am — Sluggs
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*coin gets stuck* THE END!

*coin gets stuck*

THE END! Twisted
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