No Sluggs!!

Fix it quick!

Use a glitch!

A Giant East African Snail falls out and looks at you with big eyes.

*inserts coin*

Inside a plastic ufo capsule is a pair of soft, warm socks.


*inserts coin*

You hear a strange music and a small key falls out.

*inserts coin*

You get a toy crow

-inserts coin-

-screeches and burns the figure before it touches me-
you get a taco time meal

-inserts coin-

You get laid.
:I

*inserts five coins*

You get a worm.


*inserts coin*

you get a temporary tattoo of a TEF deer. :B lawl

*inserts coin*

You get an adorable little deer plushie. You take it home and lay it on your bed as you go to sleep.

Well...it's also a cursed adorable little deer plushie that comes to life and tries to nuzzle you to death.

....good luck with that

*inserts a special Quad coin*

You get a bomb with three red wires and a small letter stating to cut the orange wire or something will blow up.

Have fun with that : D


-inserts coin-

You get a baby.
It poos all over the floor as soon as it gets out of the machine.
You touch it, and it explodes.

Fun stuff, really.

-Inserts a coin.-

The vending machine slaps you.

*inserts coin*

Win.
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Out comes a oblong object, hidden by tissue paper.
You open it and find a lightbulb.
You look closer and theres a note inside of it.
But, it says toxic if broken on the fragile glass.

Do you dare break it?

-Inserts an invisible coin.-

You get nothing because:

1. You fail horribly and the machine hates you.
2. Your too epic and the machine hates you.
3. The machine hates you. Period.

-Inserts a coin.-

You get an indestructible Justin Bieber CD that was forged in the fires of Mount Doom, and if you wish to destroy it, you must go on a quest with elves, dwarves, and hobbits.

Don't forget your mythril chain mail

*totally inserts a coin*

You get milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard.

*inserts coin*

You get a flying purple people eater.
And it eats you.

-Using 'The Force' you insert a coin from the people eater's belly.-

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@Theswan: IM AFRAID. xD

You get your own weight's worth of gold.

Which is then sadly devoured by a giant fish that magically appeared out of nowhere just because the vending machine hates giving its precious gold to random people.


-inserts 2 coins-

You get a mango. Which, is sadly inhabited by a worm.
The worm spits at you, causing your face to melt off.

-Inserts a penny.-

out pops a ball of light to light your way through troubled times

-in goes a coin-

You got an empty bottle! After you put something in this bottle, set it to c when you want to use the item inside.

-inserts a coin-

You get a barrel of Toxic Waste with a note from the Easter Bunny.

"Happy Easter!"

*inserts an ancient Chinese coin*

you get another coin.

*coin*

you get a murderous bird.

-inserts coin-