I wasn't gonna post this.... but then! xD

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I wasn't gonna post these because they seemed to be just repeats of other ones with different names, but then I found some. Feel free to ignore. <:

....oh yeah, and these ones are after a long time of playing, so the names are a bit random lul.. ^^; Bolded faves...

  1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of FIU!
  2. FIU can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  3. FIU can't sweat!
  4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of FIU, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  5. FIU was declared extinct in 1902.
  6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by FIU!
  7. FIU can not regurgitate!
  8. FIU can live for up to a week without a head.
  9. Without FIU, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their FIU.


  1. Ryan Stiles was declared extinct in 1902!
  2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ryan Stiles!
  3. The porpoise is second to Ryan Stiles as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  4. Ryan Stiles has a bifurcated penis.
  5. Scientists have discovered that Ryan Stiles can smell the presence of autism in children!
  6. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Ryan Stiles.
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Ryan Stiles.
  8. If you break Ryan Stiles, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  9. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Ryan Stiles!
  10. Ryan Stiles is the world's tallest woman.


  1. There are 336 dimples on Artemis!
  2. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Artemis.
  3. It took Artemis 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  4. Artemis once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  5. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Artemis!
  6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Artemis can not.
  7. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Artemis into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Artemis.
  9. Artemis has four noses!
  10. Artemis can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.


And my overall fave is Ryan Stiles is the world's tallest woman. XD Seeing that come up from a random generator made me lul majorly.


And what is it with this generator and grinding? I assume it means as in teeth. c:
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While sleeping, fifteen

While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their FIU.

KYAAAA LOLOMG
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WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE GETTING

WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE GETTING THESE LMAO.
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