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I need to... I seriously do...

I SO need to make a Salad Fingers-deer!

for the un-informed:



But I already have so many deer, and poor Salad Fingers would just get abandoned and neglected after a while T___________T

Also, I don't know if he's been done here yet : D If he has, GIMME LINK.

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I... I don't even... What have I done?!


Okay, I don't think I could take proper care of him on my own, even if I'd love to T___T I'm just so afraid of messing up his personality! DDD:
So... If anyone's SURE they could write him as he deserves, please... take him off my hands T____T
But be gentle with him. He has a special place in the tar-pit I call my heart~


Disregard the above, I'm ttly gonna make him TwT A bio will appear when I can be assed. Until then, feel free to interact here~
...
How come I never draw my stags with proper antlers?...
Nayu's picture

Wah! I love Salad Finger,

Wah! I love Salad Finger, wanna adopt!

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Honeyfur's picture

Oh gosh LOL, I haven't seen

Oh gosh LOL, I haven't seen this guy in a while xD

I will stalk him if he is ever made into a durr x3
Chickenwhite's picture

@Nayu: Inorite?! He's just

@Nayu: Inorite?! He's just too adorable to NOT be a deer! TwT
Also... your signature... It looks so freaky, I don't even... Do want! I've always wanted to be able to draw a stare like that TwT (Yeah, I know you didn't draw it, but I just had to speak my mind TwT)

@Honeyfur: You're just tempting me more and more < w < I should make some concept art. I totally should. As in today-ish.
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Kamino did it, she nailed it

Kamino did it, she nailed it just right, and it's not even finished.
If you go for a salad finger concept, you should totally make a deer that just spend half of his/her time rubbing against every tree.

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Pfft, totally! XDDD He

Pfft, totally! XDDD He WOULD... Now just wanna make him even more XDD

Salad Fingers creeps me out

Salad Fingers creeps me out soooo much LD
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I know! OwO He creeps most

I know! OwO He creeps most people out~ < w <
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bumping for people to feel my

bumping for people to feel my pain T____T

Ho-- fu. I'm so scared.

Ho-- fu.

I'm so scared. Salad Fingers bwuhuhuhuhu~! :c

I'd play him, but he just creeps me out SO BAD. But I really would like to try him as a character AUGH.
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I love him to pieces TwT

I love him to pieces TwT Everything about him~ So that just makes me even more afraid I'd neoteenize or beautify him <_____< Hey, if you get on msn, we could try an RP? Just to see if any of us is fit for playing him TwT

Sure, be there in a

Sure, be there in a sec.

*avoids rusty spoons and darts over to MSN* <.<
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*throws rusty spoons at you

*throws rusty spoons at you and runs after you*
XD
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bumping~

bumping~

styr here.

Smiling styr here.
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Hello!~ *is VERY tempted to

Hello!~ *is VERY tempted to say "I like rusty spoons!..."* XD
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*drools* "Hubert Cumberdale,

*drools*
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!"
RofL
How is this project coming along btw?

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Oh, he'll be a bit on hold

Oh, he'll be a bit on hold until I've gotten enough people through the mirror >w<
But you're welcome to interact! ^w^
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I'm a bit shy to interact

I'm a bit shy to interact yet. Maybe I'll find dome confidence for through the mirror...
?
Smiling

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That would be wonderful! ^w^

That would be wonderful! ^w^ And don't be shy, I for one love a good RP! >w<
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Then, I'll try! My first RP,

Then, I'll try!
My first RP, I'm a bit anxious! XD!

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It's okay, everyone is in the

It's okay, everyone is in the beginning >w< Should I start? ^w^
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I posted in "through the

I posted in "through the mirror" too, I hope it's alright!

Yep go on!

* jumps excitedly up and down*


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Oh, I noticed, that's

Oh, I noticed, that's awesome! >w<

Lessee, a good beginning~

"Wh-what a... What a curious place I've gotten into..." The sickly-green deer looked around, pupils not quite following each other.
"I... I do hope nothing harmful... I-is going to occur to me..."
The voice was androgynous, but male none the less.
He looked confused, as if he didn't really know where he was...
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Nayu plunged his sharp teeth

Nayu plunged his sharp teeth into the blue fragile skin of the fruit, the sugary flavor teasing his tastebuds.

He had followed a large group of ants in the late morning, leading him to a shadowed part of the forest abounding with blueberries and had made it his objective to stuff his face with it.

A voice came from behind him and he turned around a bit startled.

A few feet away from him was standing a deer of the most unusual, and sickly looking, green.
Nayu hopped toward it, face covered with red blotches of his recent food addiction, and ants creeping freely around his mouth.

“ You lost?” he asked the creature who faced away from him.

[ROFL.]

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Ears picking up at the sound

Ears picking up at the sound of a stranger's voice, the sickly green thing stared for a moment, as if taking in this new, strange sight.
His eyes were slightly unfocused and fogged, as if his mind did not completely follow what was going on.
He tilted his head.
"Oh, h-how very kind of you, sir!..." He giggled quietly, wetting his lips, breath almost sounding asthmatic.
"I-I do seem to find myself a little... de-railed... S-said Lily Lumbermill..." He mumbled as if speaking about and to a person completely removed from the present company.
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Yeulh’s presence, who had

Yeulh’s presence, who had stayed relatively withdrawn since Nayu left the pond, stirred in his mind.
He felt the pull at the edge of his consciousness, his left eye started glowing an eery red.

She was slowly taking over.

“ What a pathetic creature we have here.”

Her words left Nayu’s mouth before he could stop them, her deep and reach voice startling the deer in front of him.

“Don’t!” He shouted mentally.

To his chagrin, he felt his own face being deformed in an atrocious rictus, tongue dangling from his mouth.
Yeulh sniffed the deer curiously before taking a step toward its shaken form and slowly licked its face.

“ You seem just my taste. Like dirt and rust and putrid flesh.”



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The green deer gave a

The green deer gave a high-pitched, raspy squeak in place of a scream, shaking its head, eyes wide and pupils pin-prick sized.
It backed up, trembling badly, hunching its shoulder as if it tried to withdraw into itself.
"Y-you must be mistaking me for s-someone else!..." It squeaked, still backing up, eyes getting gradually more and more fogged-over, fear shaking its malnourished frame.
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[Is it okay if I continue

[Is it okay if I continue this tomorrow? I'm thinking about hitting the sack, or at least put my brain into dumb mode! *Roflsnorts* ( havent slept in 24h! Laughing out loud ) Rp is fun dammit, I'm so surprised!]

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[That's just alright, mate,

[That's just alright, mate, you sound like you could need a good sleep XDD And I'm happy to have introduced you to this lovely activity! ^w^ But how is it a surprise at all? XDD]
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[Surprising as in "

[Surprising as in " weeeeeeeeehhhhh!! I'm not as lost as I thought I would!!". Sleep needed badly! Thankies for rping with meh cher ami! * takes off hat* ]

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[Oh, French off~ >//w//<

[Oh, French off~ >//w//< You're charming enough as it is XDD And you're very welcome, it's a pleasure RP'ing with you ^w^ let's continue once you wake up >w<]
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[ Am I? lol! Thats the bunny

[ Am I? lol! Thats the bunny charm, never fails. Pleasure shared! Yeshh! Lets! I wonder where this will be going. 8D*waves*]

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[Me too, Salad Fingers is

[Me too, Salad Fingers is kind of hard to do properly so I really need to think hard to try and put myself in his mind XDD
...
it's a scary place, btw <___<]
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Feeling his new companion

Feeling his new companion distress, Nayu struggled within the walls of his own mind to regain control of his body.

" Oh child...Can't you let me play for a while?" Yeulh laugther vibrated in his chest.
She was delighted at the deer obvious fright , and slowly leaned her head near his.

"Don't be afraid sweetheart, I'll be quick." she whispered almost seductively in his ear.

Oh, how she wished she could take her deer form at the moment.
Yeulh open "her mouth" wide, the deer's trembling ear, right between the two rows of sharp and pointy teeth.

" YEULH! PLEASE!" Nayu yelled, voice shaky and broken.

The deity could envision his pouty expression and sad look so well, she felt "her chest" clench painfully. Sighing, she took a step back from her prey, spitting out an ant that had made its way into her mouth.

" Well honey, consider yourself a lucky bunny". She tilted her head to the side trying to muster the most bored look she could afford.


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The green deer shook like a

The green deer shook like a leaf, staring wide-eyed as his raspy breath caught in his throat.
Fear was dripping off of him like rain and he looked like he could hardly move.
His eyes were distant, like tiny peddles in a disturbed pond, constantly floating in and out of focus.
He wet his lips.
"Y-you... You mustn't scare a bloke like that, Shelly!..." He squeaked pathetically, backing up further and further, trembling legs having great difficulties trying to find footing.
He looked like his body was unfamiliar to him.
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[I'm going to introduce a

[I'm going to introduce a very special character soon, created thanks to you! ROFL! Laughters are bound to happen]

"Shelly!" she scoffed, nostrils delating dangerously.
" Bah, whatever suit you, deary."
" I'll leave him to you Nayu" she told him mentally.
" Cowards doesn't taste so good anyway" Yeulh said out loud, snorting grossely "Such a skinny creature. You certainly look like you could use some food...or a bath, for that matter."

Nayu sighed, relieved, as Yeulh retracted, whining so much like a grumpy child he had to smile slightly.
His left eye returned to a calming blue at last.
He looked at his compainion with a sheepish grin, self-consciously hiding his teeth as the deer right eye seemed to stare at it, the other almost rolling in the back of his head.

" Sorry..." he spoke softly, his gentle voice contrasting deeply with that of the female deity.
Tears were prickling his eyes already and a rosy hue bloomed on his cheek and button nose.

" Don't be afraid, please, I mean no harm". Jumping from leg to leg out of anxiousness,
he stoped an instant, eyes fixed on the ground as if in thought. Nodding to himself, Nayu fetched a large cluster of blueberries.

" Here, it's for you. It's a gift...so we can be friend."

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The green deer

The green deer blinked.
"...M-my word! Where on earth..." raspy breath "-Did Shelly go off to?..." It almost seemed as if he'd removed himself from the present situation completely.
But at the sight of the blueberries, a wide smile spread across chapped lips, showing crooked teeth.
"A gift? For me? A-Admiral Barker, you should have!..." He giggled quietly, sniffing the berries with interest, looking like he was slightly unsure of what to do with them. But he seemed to having almost completely forgotten almost getting eaten just now.

[Oh God, what did I influence now? XDDD I can't wait to see, mate! XDD]
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[Ah, sorry mate, I'm awfully

[Ah, sorry mate, I'm awfully tired, dun't feel like RP'ing for now, maybe tonight. I hope you''ll have a good laugh with what is to come...*grins*]

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[Oh, sure thing, just answer

[Oh, sure thing, just answer when you feel like it >w< And gah, now I can wait, you cheeky monkey XDD]
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Nayu watched fascinated as

Nayu watched fascinated as the deer's face contorted into mixed emotions, tiny irises in the milky expanse of its eyes, dancing wildly and never quite looking in the same direction.

Suddenly the ground started to shake beneath their hooves, making them both fall right on their butts. A large heap of earth and leaves, in the shadows nearby, went flying everywhere as a huge black form seemed to jump right out of it.

Nayu hopped back onto his legs, giggling mirthfully and running toward it.

"Rabbit! You're awake!"

The green deer tentatively got back on its hooves, looking haggard. It could see movements in the deeper and darker part of the forest where Nayu had vanished. The deer moved toward it, joining its companion, and bumped face first into an very hairy and rusty looking tree.

A terrifying hiss pierced the air, making the deer looks sharpely toward its source a few meters above, its gaze followed the form of the weird trunk, bent in its middle, which happened to be connected to a wide brown and very hairy abdomen.

Coincidently, it also had seven other similar shapes sprouting from it.

In their course, the deer's eyes suddenly met with two black ones...and four others squeezed close beneath. Just as hairy fangs were coming out of a wide mouth.
The creature blinked in an uneven chaos, once, before glaring menacingly at the frail shivering deer.

"Lettuce lookin'guy! This is Rabbit, my most cherished friend!"

The colossal tarentula purred at the title, lowering its body for Nayu to nuzzle happily.

[meet Rabbit, Nayu's giant pet tarantula you inspired. XD]



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[Oh my God, how awesome! XDDD

[Oh my God, how awesome! XDDD How did I inspire that?! XDDD]

The green deer's eyes widened even further.
A flicker of fear ran across its features for a brief moment, before it too was drowned in hazy amazement.
"R-rabbit... W-why, you're a big fella..." He said, slightly muffled at first, but soon gaining more confidence, mostly because he was raising a leg to touch the spider's hairy leg.
He giggled happily.
"Heh-heh, y-you hold a very welcoming texture..." He said, a strange fixation in his unfocused eyes, even as one of the hairs broke off, lodging itself in the knee of the deer.
It only gave a startled squeak and then a happy sigh, its body trembling slightly.
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[I'm not sure either

[I'm not sure either but...*Roflsnorts* I want Rabbit drawn so badly now. Sad ]

Rabbit let out what ressembled a deep moan, reducing Nayu to a giggling pile.

" Crazy pups" muttured Yeulh, watching on amusedly.

The tarantula let its massive body fall on its back, accidently knocking the green deer in the face.
It wiggled restlessly on the ground, purring. Foam was gathering at the edge of its mouth.
Nayu, unaware of his companion current state, climbed onto the beast's abdomen and started rubbing it tenderly with his front legs.

" Rabbit is so pretty." the latter howled loudly.

" A beautiful voice, that, he has."

At its master flattering, the creature started chanting in its sinister voice, showing off how skilled it was.

" Hops on Lettuce!" Nayu yelled from where he was perched.

[I will let you have great fun with Lettuce *cough* Salad boy and Rabbit, time for some rubbing, don't you think?]





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[Heh, in any case I'm proud

[Heh, in any case I'm proud to have inspired a giant tarantula XDDD]

Giving a pained "oomph!" as he was knocked to the ground, the green deer saw stars for a moment, his fragile mind nearly transporting him to that special place of his pain always seemed to reduce him to. But by some amazing feat, he stayed conscious.
Getting up on his feet again, the thick spider-hair still lodged in his knee, he stood staring for a moment as his brain processed the situation.
He then giggled.
"H-he's quite an affectionate l-little fellow... Isn't he?..." He said, still staring at those long, rough legs as he moved closer, wanting to heed his new friend and climb aboard.
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[ Hiya mate 8D, meh have some

[ Hiya mate 8D, meh have some tiring treatment to undergo for a month, so sorry if I reply very sparsely here and on "Through the mirror". We can have some fun over msn though, if you want :3]

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[You okay, mate? D: Is it

[You okay, mate? D: Is it serious? DD: And it's okay, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do >w< And sure, that'd be awesome! >w< I can't remember, did we ever exchange msns?...]
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[More annoying than serious,

[More annoying than serious, don't worry! We didn't exchange our adresses T_T, but here, have mine: . More babbling times to come, ain't that just perfect? 8D You just killed me with your " I'm too lazy to admit defeat" *Rofl*, I have to get my revenge somehow...]

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[Revenge? OVER ZIM

[Revenge? OVER ZIM CHICKENWHITE?! Impossible!!
Well, anyway, I'm happy it wasn't anything serious >w< And my msn is not_getting_this_one at hotmail dot com. Expect to be pestered in three... two...]