[Faith + Jergens] "..." [Interactions] (So much depression in-forest... need a carefree hooman rp)

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Updates: So much muse for human Jergens... someone please rp with him ;;

[Slight gore/cursing warning, but nothing tootoo serious, yes?]

Human or deer, it matters little. Just pick one, and I'll happily respond to you.

(The Rules)

1. I can't draw. At all. So if you desire to rp via drawings, then just know that I will not be able to reply in a similar fashion. However, if you still desire to use art, then you are more than welcome to do so.

2. My posts will the length or about the same length of your posts.

3. I can start, or you can start c: Dosen't matter which~


Jergens - (Deer open, Human open)
Faith - (Deer open, Human open)

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Xylv~ ((Men love him, women

Xylv~ ((Men love him, women want to be him :/ And Jrarvykins is so wonderously awkward :'D))

He grinned ear to ear at his question, only all the more amused. "Please, call me Jergy. It dosen't take as long to say." he nodded, pleased with himself, before continuing.

"Oh, I did lots of things..." he mumbled, stroking his shortish beard in the memories of it all. He certainly stole a lot of things, and some money... and that radio that had scared the crap out of him. He was proud of that catch since he had literally taken it from under Rhye's nose.

He visibly salivated at the sandwich given to him, swiftly taking it and stuffing the whole thing into his mouth, swallowing huge pieces of it at a time.

It was a wonder that he didn't choke, but hey, he was starving.

Literally.

(Jergens scares the crap out

(Jergens scares the crap out of him LOL.)

"..Oh, right." He was frowning again, leaning against the kitchen counter and watching Jergens. "I'm tired, maybe you could er, come back later or something?" Jarvis asked, grey-green eyes staring at the other. "'Jergy' sounds weird, Jergens--is that your real name?"
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((As he should :>

((As he should :> Hee~))

Kicking me out already? For shame...

"Yeah... Friggen parents named me and my siblings after brands of effing lotion. Well, at least my tipsy mom did..." he shuddered at the thought.

"So yer basically asking a poor, defenseless homeless fellow to out and brave the world while ya take a nap?" he grinned at the cruelty of it all. "Ya really think I'm that much of a kleptomaniac?" he asked.

He was, but 'Jarvy' didn't need to know that.

He felt an overwhelming sense

He felt an overwhelming sense of guilt. Jarvis tutted, eyebrows pulled upwards. "No! No!I didn't mean that! I'm just...tired, really tired." Jarvis sighed, hands over his eyes. "Wait--siblings? Why aren't you with them?"He asked, suspicion written across his face.
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He looked up and stared at

He looked up and stared at the ceiling for a brief moment, wondering how to word it.

"My brother was put for adoption..." he started, frowning a little at the memory. "I was run out of the section of the city that my family lived in. Bastards wanted me dead, y'know." he shrugged. "I had no real reason to risk goin' back."

He plopped his head on 'Jarvy's' shoulder, a devilish glinting in his eyes. "Tired, ya say? So what? Do I have to leave? That's kinda harsh... Don't ya trust me? I can sleep on the couch or the floor or the porch." he suggested. He really would have loved a nice place to sleep for the night.

After all, cities at night were always often... interesting.

He winced in surprise, but

He winced in surprise, but soon relaxed as much as he could. "Alright, alright I'll sleep later." Jarvis sighed, slinking away from Jergens again. He was jumpy, nervous. "What--what would you like to do now? You could sleep if you want."
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((Uwah, sorry. Working on

((Uwah, sorry. Working on other things as I do this :>))

Sleep. That was a nice offer. But still, Jergens wanted to know more about this guy. After all, he had told him about his shitty past.

"So, I told ya about me. Now tell me about ya." he swerved around and placed his legs on 'Jarvy's' lap, leaning back on the couch's armrest and sighing in contentment.

"Not much to tell." He

"Not much to tell." He shrugged, staring at Jergens' legs. /Oh my god his hair./ Jarvis liked red hair, especially pettable-curly red hair like that. But no, he'd have to resist. "Was born in Germany, lived there until five, came here, moved out of my dad's place. Not too complicated."

(Pfuffuffuff don't you apologise >8C!)
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((Fff... He isn't wearing

((Fff... He isn't wearing shorts xD For some reason I automatically thought that he was raving about Jergy's leg hairs... That's not a pretty sight, lemme tell ya o-o;; AND I CAN'T HELP IT IT'S MY NATUURRRE D': ))

Jergens closed his eyes and listened intently, occasionally lifing a hand to run it through his hair, almost as if he were showing off to him.

"Wow, man. Wait, how'd ya meet up with Rhye? Ya both got something going on or what?" he asked, chuckling lightly.

Germany, eh? Jergens had no idea where the Hell that country was. Or how far away. Not like he could read a map, because he couldn't read to begin with.

(OH YOU NAUGHTY THING.

(OH YOU NAUGHTY THING. <3 ...I want to stroke his legs. |: )

"What? No no no." The brunette gave an embarrassed chuckle and a headshake. "I don't even remember now, but it was a while back now." He gave a sigh, no longer really fearing the red-head's presence. He tilted his head back, grey-green eyes disappearing under heavy eyelids. "You?"
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((Ffff... Did you happen to

((Ffff... Did you happen to see that one picture Munkel drew? xD; TURST ME THEY AREN'T PRETTY. =/))

"Eh? Aw, He passed by me one night and invited me back." he shrugged, as if this were completely natural. "Nice fella. A bit too girly for my tastes. But a nice guy." he thought a bit more, humming a little as if it would help his thought process. "Gave me food and a shower... So I'm grateful..." he still was. Such kindness...

And he had stolen from him.

((Short response is short ;; but I made it a lil longer x'D *brick'd*

Bumping for boredom ;; ))

"Ah." Jarvis gave a slow nod,

"Ah." Jarvis gave a slow nod, frowning lightly at the hands in his lap. "And he's not girly, he's just a flaming queer." Forgetting that Jergens himself was a 'queer', Jarvis hadn't meant to use any offensive language. The brunette sighed, sinking into a bad mood. He passed a hand over those grey-green eyes with a sigh.

(SORRY)
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Xylv~ ((D'aw, it's alright. I

Xylv~ ((D'aw, it's alright. I dun care 83 *huggers*))

Jergens, always the open-minded fellow, coughed into his hand. Obviously.

"Nice, man. Haven't heard the 'queer' word in a while. One of my more favorites, to be honest." he chuckled bitterly and laied his head back, sighing in contentment.

"Least ya didn't use that lame-ass 'homosexual' term. Too damn medical sounding, man"

[ OKAY I'm jumping in now

[ OKAY I'm jumping in now because I can. 8D WARNING CONTAINS A HELLUVALOT OF SWEARING D8 ]

The sound of the door opening was followed by an endless and very loud stream of cursing in an accent that was a strange blend of French and English. "Like I'm a fackin' idiot and can't fuckin' decide what I am for myself, like he knows everything fucking about me fucking hell the fucking douchebag!"
In skinny jeans, boots, shirt and waistcoat, Rhye stormed straight through to the kitchen without even looking at the two people in the livingroom.
"'Don't lie to me you're not asexual'! How the bloody hell would he know?!"
There was a bang as Rhye's booted foot collided with the kitchen counters, followed by a yelp and more swearing.
"Just 'cause he's all high-and-fucking-mighty because Gran took care of him!"
Rhye snarled, voice incredibly deep considering it was usually of a medium-to-high pitch. And then he stopped, turned in the kitchen doorway, and frowned.
"...Christ, I know you."
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[Just popping by to say that

[Just popping by to say that I love how the quotes change in the title. They're all awesome. xD <3]
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Litters~ ((Niiiice... :'D

Litters~ ((Niiiice... :'D Uhm, I'm just gonna reply to this naow because I can. And
I guess Xylv would go then? Hur... I guess so x'3))

Shit...

Jergens knew when he was deadmeat, so to speak. But still, he'd play it cool for now. Hell, he knew where the door was, and he could run out of it if he wanted. He swung his legs off from 'Jarvy's' lap, the most charming, sexy smile that he could srounge up on his face.

"Rhye? It's been such a long time, babe. How have ya been?" he purred, the smile never leaving his face.

He would get out of here unharmed...

And with two wallets in his pocket.

He was sure of it.

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Ocean~ ((Yay, thanks :'3 It's like my advertising, you could say. x3))

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[Good advertising, I keep

[Good advertising, I keep clicking. xD <3
...Also, wonder what a buttnuzzle from Ama would do to Jergens, since she likes buttnuzzling deer. xD]
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((Ffff... He hates

((Ffff... He hates buttnuzzles period. Sone from a doe would probably make him into his 'freakout' mode. o-o))
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[...I almost need to see

[...I almost need to see this. |D I can't imagine Jergens freaking out. xD]
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((... This IS an rp blog

((... This IS an rp blog *hands you a brochure* :3))
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[-munches on- Tasty! And I

[-munches on- Tasty! And I like spamming yer RP blogs with useless text.
Oh, and she probably wouldn't try it until she and Jergens got closer. If possible. LOL
-ponders posting- Maybe when I have more brainpower. <3]
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((Coolio ;3 I'm always here,

((Coolio ;3 I'm always here, yus indeedy. I like spam :B Spam is tasty...))
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[Alwaaaays? -throws can of

[Alwaaaays?
-throws can of spam at head-]
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((Forevvvver and evvverrrr 83

((Forevvvver and evvverrrr 83 *conk* Ow... x3x))
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[[And ever...and

[[And ever...and ever...
...Oops. Did I kill you? D: Those x's are worrying.]]
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((andeverandeverandeverandeve

((andeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandever...

Oh no, I'm already dead, you see :B))
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[[...You win. o_o Ghost,

[[...You win. o_o
Ghost, zombie, or vampire? Please don't say vampire; I will, in fact, wooden stake you and/or expose you to sun.]]
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((Yay! :'D Hmm... Too bad...

((Yay! :'D

Hmm... Too bad... I am a vampire. The sun dosen't kill me, I just look like I have glitter skin :B

Ho yesh, I'm one of those vampires x3))

[ THPARKLE THPARKLE!!11!! ]

[ THPARKLE THPARKLE!!11!! ]
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[[... I'm killing you.

[[...
I'm killing you. NOW.
Either that, or I'm going to start crying.
...And then stake you.
And Lit, your comment frightens me. Dx]]
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((:'D Too bad Because I'm

((:'D
Too bad
Because I'm actually a zombie fireman
Ho yesh :B
I like to pretend, though :'3))
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[[... I kill zombies with

[[...
I kill zombies with chainsaws.
I can stake you first, then chainsaw you? ;D
-patpat-]]
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((... Brains? 83 Muu... I

((...
Brains? 83
Muu... I wouldn't like that very much D':
Hurrr... .3. *ish patted*))
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[[-tosses various grey

[[-tosses various grey matter-
...I couldn't do it. D:
-pats more-]]
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((MMMMMMM...

((MMMMMMM... *munchmunchslobbergulp* =F
I'm too adorable and zombie-like :'D
Heee o3o))
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[[Yes, it's unfortunate.

[[Yes, it's unfortunate. ;-;
Well, no eating my brains. -tosses more-
8D <3]
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((Ffff... Yayz =F BTW...

((Ffff... Yayz =F
BTW... Jergy misses his daddy. You should toss him in the forest moar often! :'D
*shotkilledgunned*
83
Obvious subject change is obvious))
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[[Obvious subject change is

[[Obvious subject change is fun. 8D
And I should, I'm just now sure how to play him anymore. D: He doesn't do much. xD]]
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((Ture D': Old man is

((Ture D': Old man is old...
Maybe you should give him a Red Bull before you boot him in. :3))
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[[...I'm really scared how

[[...I'm really scared how that would end up. O_O Probably in random fights or running around the forest and breaking multiple bones. T_T]]
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((Aw x3 Old man would have a

((Aw x3 Old man would have a heart attack :'3
Maybe one of those tamer 5-hour energy drinks?))
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[[Probably, and then there

[[Probably, and then there would be no more Priest. D:
Maybe, but I still worry. xD Probably only a few broken bones then.]]

He gave a sigh of relief.

He gave a sigh of relief. Giving Jergens a frown before trotting over to Rhye, frail arms wrapping around the long-haired man's waist. "You didn't tell me about this guy." Jarvis mumbled, glancing back at the red-head. "....What 'appened?" The brunette asked finally, stomach churning.

Honey-coloured eyes stared at

Honey-coloured eyes stared at Jergens for a few long seconds, and he didn't answer the question. He just had his fucking legs on Jarvis' lap.
Rhye was a possessive fellow when it came to Jarvis.
Hello, winning smile.
His thoughts were distracted as he was hugged, and he frowned a little as he wrapped one arm around the brunette's shoulders before tugging away.
"Nothing."Rhye removed his waistcoat, chucking it over his shoulder carelessly. "...How'd you find my Jarvis, Jergy dear?"
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LittersnXylv~ DeaddeaddeadI'

LittersnXylv~

DeaddeaddeadI'msofrackingdead

Jergens diddn't really want to mention the details of how 'Jarvy' had caught him at what he did best, rather, he just gave the absolute bare minimum that was really needed.

"Oh... Like you. I just met him on the street... No biggie." he shrugged his shoulders and the princely smile on his face mellowed out to a pleasent, almost gentle grin. Perfectly innocent.

He hoped that Rhye wouldn't remember all of the details of how Jergens had taken his radio. Hey, that evil little box was friggen cool, he couldn't help himself.

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Occy~ ((True D': I like grumpyoldman Priest :'3))

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[[He's fun. x3 -pats him- And

[[He's fun. x3 -pats him-
And is Occy said like Ocky? |D]]
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Occy~ ((Eh... Kinda like...

Occy~ ((Eh... Kinda like... 'Oshe' c: Yush.))

"Eeee~ Daddy~ *flops on* :>"

((Jergy likes him too in an... odd... sort of OOC way o.o))

He clung to the other,

He clung to the other, staring at Jergens from over his shoulder. "Threatened me." Jarvis mumbled, turning to stare at the wall behind Rhye with that angry frown of his. "Make 'im go, he scares the shit out of me." Jarvis whispered, he was such a coward sometimes.

He wasn't an aggressive

He wasn't an aggressive person, but Rhye was already in a bad mood.
A very bad mood.
"Jergens, you been threatening him?" He turned his irritated stare on the redhead, dark eyebrows furrowing. "What'd he ever do to you?"
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Littersn'Xylv~ Jergens kept

Littersn'Xylv~

Jergens kept that same, gentle smile plastered on his face. Threaten? Where the bloody Hell had Jarvis gotten that idea? Well, maybe when they had met, but not now. Had this guy been 'on edge' the whole time?

Dear Lord...

"Small story short, he caught me stealing, I was afraid he'd rat me out. It got all settled out, and he invited me here." he retold, letting a twinge of sadness creep into his voice. If he hadn't been homesless, he probably would have made a damn good actor.

"No harm, no foul." he sighed and ran a hand through his hair, already feeling more than unwelcome. "Look, if ya want me out, then tell me now so I can find a hiding place for the night.." he didn't need to explain why he needed a place to hide.

Too obvious.