A blog about Bocks.... WITH PICTURES!! :-D part 4

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Bocks was yet again tired of how he looked. Feeling like a prisoner in his dark and drab pelt he decided to go for something a little more.... Spontaneous.


He wanted new antlers, a new mask, a new pelt! And so, with a little help from his new friend in this pic (on the left):




It was made possible! Check out the new new new Bocks!




I think he looks really cute like this, I mean, who wouldn't want to play music out of their body?




AND, when he makes deer calls it sound like an alien landing! ALIENS ARE COOL MAN. I took him for a stroll and he was a hit with the fawns!




He felt like the pied piper, except not luring children to their essential death (or is that bot what happened?). Which brings back memories of my fourth grade play, RATS. That was when you didn't audition for your parts and instead watched as people who you felt had inferior acting skills to you get the leading roles.... I HAD TO BE THE FREAKING CHEF. My one line was, "Who's going to bake the bread?" and I played it like a champ. But it bugged me that there had to be TWO chefs. In one half of the play it was me and in the other half was another kid, which made no sense to me because I was dark-skinned and he was pale. He didn't do or say anything either, he was just there because there weren't enough available parts, so he just stood there and played ME. This was me throughout his shift:




ALSO, the leading role went to Brooke. A GIRL. To young me, a girl trying to play a part that was male made as much sense as a pineapple trying to look like a bicycle.




And it wasn't just any girl either, it was the girl whose dad was the CEO of HASBRO. So not only did I get permission to be mad at her for getting my part; but I also got to be mad at her because in my mind I secretly knew her parents probably bribed the teachers for her to get that part. I was also like this during her part:




So all I really did after my part was over besides singing (it was a musical) was shoot burning stares at the people who were playing the parts that should've be mine and ONLY mine. PFFFt. I'm a better actor than Brooke, but I guess nobody will ever know...


One thing about the play that was cool though was getting to go to a recording studio and actually get to record all the songs onto a CD! I still have it too! Although I totally just overdramatized the experience of the play it was a great experience for me, I was only like this in the rehearsals.


Geez this got off topic. Anyway, I think I'm done for today, I hope you all have a lovely Thanksgiving, I know I will! Near 8 I think I'll be in the forest. I'll try and get my Thanksgiving post up by tomorrow, but for now, here's a picture of a turkey!




And *please* keep in mind that my blogs are always hyperboles.
Thanks for reading~

Heheheh...

Heheheh...
ocean's picture

Haha, I like his new set!

Haha, I like his new set!
...And he is adorable. ;;

Happy Thanksgiving!
Chickenwhite's picture

I've been stalking you for a

I've been stalking you for a while now, I *love* your blogs, they always make me laugh XD

Bocks is adorable I hope to meet him in-forest one day >w<
Kaoori's picture

ROFL. Your blogs never cease

ROFL. Your blogs never cease to make me laugh. xD
SentrySeb's picture

These blogs are made and are

These blogs are made and are of win. Laughing out loud





Hahaha thanks for the laughs,

Hahaha thanks for the laughs, man :'D <3 you're brilliant.
Iaurdagnire's picture

The picture with the fawns

The picture with the fawns cracked me up X'D
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
eyestrain's picture

It made me happy you shared.

It made me happy you shared. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving.

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