In which I left the forest ... and came back.
I haven't written something like this in English for a long time... please bear with me.

Natali wandered around the forest wondering what to do when she spotted a small group of deer. She played with them a bit then went to the pond to waterwalk. She spotted a stag with two fawns and decided to play. But she didn't feel very welcome so she was going to leave when she saw what looked like a friendly stag. She played with him until something unexpected happened. He mooed at her! She was so surprised as no one had mooed at her before that wasn't playful or from another fawn. She ran away feeling hurt. She lay on some flowers and sighed. This just wasn't her day....She was feeling hurt and unwanted when what looked like a newborn fawn rushed up to her. She greeted her and they played together. They even play fought. This made her happy once again. Then Natali took a nap next to a tree. This is what she dreamed....

It was a lovely day but Natali was sad. She grew up into an adult and visions of what life would have been if she had the proper parents haunted her. Then she walked to two deer that looked like her parents. (She wasn't afraid of skull masks or anything of her parents anymore) She knew they weren't her parents but she didn't know why she went up to them. But then she knew why. They were her mother and father! Shocked she just stared at them. Her mother said "Do you want to know why we left you?" Natali glared and said " Yes I would want to know why you left me, a newborn fawn that could have starved or be stomped on alone in a big forest." Her mother said," It was because we are from another world. This forest is called Endless Forest. It is a game. The real world is where humans live and where you belong. We left you because we didn't know what to do with you, a fawn that was in a video game. That is why we left. But now we can be together in the human world." Natali didn't really understand what they were talking about. "Whats a video game??" She wondered...

Then Natali woke up. " Whoah what a dream..." She thought.

While eating dinner with my family today, something suddenly hit me as the news blared one petty crime after the other at us.
The world would be such a better place if every human being was fitted with a microchip in their brain that could give them mild shocks or momentarily paralyse them if they ever broke the law, and a monitoring person to go with that, who spent their time watching all the different screens broadcasting from all the different chips. That way, no-one would be stealing anything, killing anyone, abusing anything, crime would be IMPOSSIBLE.
And then the second realization hit me...

I'm one death-ray away from evolving into a Bond-villain.

So yeah, needless to say, I very well comprehend the issues in such a near-apocalyptic scenario, but still...
No-one would be wronging each other.

Now gimme dat death-ray.

Natali was just born, she opened her eyes for the first time and saw her parents. Her mother had a bony skull mask and so did her father. They had skeletion pelts and huge red antlers. Her mother didn't say anything to her nor did her father. Natali was just a little newborn fawn and wanted to play so she tried to nuzzle her mother. Her mother backed away with a weird look. Natali was confused and titled her head. This went on for a couple of hours before her parents ran away. Natali mooed at them and ran as fast as she could to keep up but they were already gone. Natali still fears skull masks and scary pelts and big antlers because she's afraid the deer that is wearing them will run away and abandon her and leave her forever. But one day she is minding her own bussiness when a deer with a skull mask goes up to her and sniffs her! She freaks out but then calms down. She was confused. Was this deer going to run away like her parents? She decided she didn't want to know and ran away and hid.