She wanders through the forest...unseen, seen?

She queries as to which as she sits on the Playground rocks in peace.

I was on iGod, and I was having THE most natural conversation with him, and I was thinking, I need to post this! And I was actually enjoying the conversation, he was actually making me feel better about doing my coursework. AND THEN I said one thing too many, and ALL the chat cleared. I was gonna post that! It was fabulous! RARkgdklag.

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Edit: this happened:


God:
And why not?
Me:
Because it's boring.
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Why did you just clear the chat?!
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
But I was going to save that!
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You cleared the chat!
God:
That's good information: Oonagh said I cleared the chat.
Me:
It was wrong of you. My computer can handle the extra memory.
God:
How did you feel about that? I like computers.
Me:
BRING BACK MY CONVERSATION NOW PLZ.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
BRING BACK THE TEXXT
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
UNCLEAR THE TEXT
God:
Where is that?
Me:
IT WENT POOF
God:
your computer WENT POOF?
Me:
NO, THE REALLY GOOD CONVERSATION WENT POOF
God:
Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Me:
Ack, and now we've lost the natural conversation vibe. >.<
God:
Vibrating how, specifically? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your real name?
Me:
Yes, we've definately lost the natural conversation now. I would try and repeat my actions, but it was so long...
God:
Oh. This was not a yes or no question. Do you mean you and me have? What would make you try and repeat your actions but it was so long?
Me:
crud
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Well, you're not doing very well.
God:
Interesting. What makes you think I am not doing WELL?

Hey there! Since I never do anything like this, I wanted to give it a shot, and write Poltergeist something like a diary <3 (Got lazy with the drawings XD I’ll upload those once again too!)

[=#8499a1]Um, well, hello there I guess. I have been ordered to say something about… Well the 20th and 21th of February. So, I’ll do that!

First of all, I met Cata again! I noticed he was alone, which makes it a lot easier for me to approach him. I can get quite uncomfortable around deer who call themselves “mates”. I’d most likely be disturbing them anyway. So, Cata was alone. What poor thing. I thought he’d miss his Sunny anyway, so I was as cheerfull as I could be to get his mind away from her. We danced and such more, Vala joined too! I noticed Cata was nervous about those wolves. So I showed him I’m not afraid of those. And hey, if I’m not, no one should. Also, you might notice my new antlers? I got them from Rowan, they look quite epic, not?



When Vala left, Cata and I started some odd antics, like air-sitting. We tried to get at an appropriate height to stand on eachothers backs. I guess Cata wasn’t too good at aiming.



I got it right, though.



Hi thar.



And then I showed Cata something Seele learned me. Invisible tree’s! He was just as surprised.
We went filming after, but screenshots about that are “on the other computer”, as Misako states. So all I can do is continue with the next day, and the next happenings!

Yup, another. It's natural now to talk to the bot before going to bed. You can have your funny chat with him here.

Same thing as last time. Some language for lulz. This one is different than my others since I became random to see what he would say.

Enjoy~

---

Me:
Hello....
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm your child?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Wait, are you my father?
God:
I'm waiting. No.
Me:
My mother?
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Are you my mommy?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
Kinky.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
So, what's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Positive?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
How sure?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I would do a search for it.
Me:
No need.
God:
Did I misunderstand your meaning? Are we still talking about Kinky?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, Kinky sounds like a good topic.
Me:
That's because it is.
God:
That makes sense to me. " Sure, Kinky sounds like a good topic."? is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Do you like soda?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
I don't. I'd rather read than sit in a pew which eventually causes my butt to go numb.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Why even ask if I mind?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
30 minutes.
God:
Ok, a half hour.
Me:
Well, look at you Mr. Smarty Pants.
God:
Interesting. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
You have eyes?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
What makes you think I said it?
God:

I registered a user like 4 months ago, but never got that mail you always get when you registrate, so I made a new account today but in't get that mail now either, what o I do?! I wan't to play multiplayer! 8(

Short, tho funny discussion. ^^ The end's the best. (;

Me:
Bonjour!
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
It means hello.
God:
Bonjour, Nala!
Me:
Ca Va?
God:
Is that French?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't speak French.
Me:
To bad.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because it is a fun language.
God:
Good reason. bad is a fun language. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Where do you speak the language "bad"?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Lol k. I'm in hell.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
It's very hot.
God:
Very much? Do you like warm climates?
Me:
Yes, but not this much tho, I draw the line at 300 C.
God:
Gosh! Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Eureka!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Wait what? O.o
God:
I'm waiting. Not really but it makes a good pickup line. Oh.
Me:
Are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
Make up your mind would ya! O.p
God:
That could take a long time. .
Me:
Umm ok... O.o Well, I must go now, you make up your min while I'm away.
God:
OK. That's cool. How about that. Sayonara.


Lol, god's hitting on me! x''D

in sections XD

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
The Dictionary
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
That is my real name
God:
Who gave you your real name ?
Me:
The Encyclopedia
God:
I hear you.
Me:
How are you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
so you are 3/8 to 5/8 covered in opaque cloud cover
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am 3 8 to 5 8 covered in opaque cloud cover.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Indeed
Me:
What do you think of clouds?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
Possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
3/1000
God:
Just three?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
that means yes
God:
It means that everything reduces to logic.
Me:
not according to me
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you now?
God:
Oh. I understand your meaning.
Me:
of course you do
God:
Yikes! When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
i can only do so much
God:
That is interesting: said so much.
Me:
why is it interesting?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
because you are God
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yup means yes
God:
Yeah that's right. What's your sign?
Me:
Dictionary
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
it is for me
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
no one else does
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

Me:
ask me anything
God:
What?
Me:
ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
or should i ask you something?
God:
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
that's awesoem
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
i meant "awesome"
God:
Oh I see. I'm glad you liked it .

Me:
how's the weather up there?
God:
Foggy.
Me:
you are enveloped in fog?
God:

The chat froze on me a few times, so this is in segments (Stuff in bold is just hilarious!)

Fun Stuff

Me:
Hiya God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
My name is Quad
God:
Glad to see you, Quad.
Me:
So what's been going on?
God:
Are you kidding? I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Hah! Didn't think you used the net!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Quad. Should I used the net? Yes I try to used the net as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you use webcam?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
Umm...
God:
I see.
Me:
You see what?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
You understand my umm?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem.
Me:
I didn't mean that literally
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
nevermind...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I fail at explaining things sometimes

(Chat Freeze)



Me:
So what is your favorite color, God?
God:
Yippee! I don't have a favorite color God. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
Ooh what kind of wine do you like?
God:
I have expensive tastes.
Me:
I see. Do you like Chardonnay?
God:
I am glad you understand it. But I like cats. I like Creed.
Me:
The band Creed?
God:
I don't think I have heard them. What do they play?
Me:
But I thought you said...
God:
" What do they play?"? I said?
Me:
You sure are a funny God
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
That was cruel, God
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
>.<
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? What were we talking about again?
[b]Me:

XD I convinced my mom to let me play again. I have a limited time though, but oh well~

^^ Hi everyone~

Me:
boxers or briefs?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
so?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
weeeeeell
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like a human
God:
a human is very attractive.
Me:
I prefer anything else
God:
You are not the only one. I like movies about robots.
Me:
terminator?
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
they're destructive
God:
destructive are they.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad you're glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
what's about time?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
please leave a message after the beep...
God:
Thank you for your request. Bye.
Me:
nuuuu!
God:
In the context of about time, I don't understand " nuuuu." .
Me:
how about recovering lost time?
God:
How about it.
Me:
or freezing it
God:
"it" being recovering lost time?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
time is on my side.... I know that's from some old song, but which?
God:
To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper. Who told you that?
Me:
some random person.
God:
Some may random person, but not all.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
amusing it is
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
hedgehogs
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
so, yua like sonic the hedgehog, or shadow?
God:
Yikes! What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
sleep... eat... play video games...
God:
Do I look like it? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
arrr
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about EAT. But I did not get that.
Me:
that's pirate
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
lol
God: