I've been holding this for weeks and I really need to get it out. Sorry if I seem too harsh or if I'm ranting in the wrong place. I feel bad about kinda disrupting the peace here.

So, I am serious about the title. Why? My mum's partner normally works away in the mines. And This time he's come back for a three week holiday. We went on a holiday with him, and it's really hard being stuck in a hotel room with him for a week.

Then about a day or two before he has to leave again for work, he gets some bit of metal in his arm, and apparently it's really infected.

He's been staying home for WEEKS now. And I hate him more than ANYTHING.

He keeps following my mum EVERYWHERE, so I can't get any alone time with her. And why he's following her? He wants to complain to her about his DAMN ARM! It's been infected for weeks. It should really be better by now.

Just today mum was in with me watching me do the CSS thing and he comes and stands at my bedroom door. SERIOUSLY?!

And he's so.. ARGH! Grumpy and creepy and just all messed up, in my opinion. Normally he's at the mines for a week and comes back for a week. He's been here for like, 2 months now! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Because he's been out and about the house, I've been locking myself in my room with only my laptop and TV for entertainment. And TEF works only on the big main computer out there. I CANNOT go out there and play it near him. I'd rather go without food for a whole day.

I really need help. I'm coming to the point when I'm getting really depressed. I know it sounds silly but imagine you living with someone you really hate for 2 months.

Mum knows I'm upset and she says she can't do anything about it. She actually is gonna break up with him in the next 6 months. Man, at this point, he won't even be back at work by THEN.

Yesterday my little sister was upset and he was YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE AT HER. And she's only 3! What the HELL?

I really need some advice.

Yeah. I AM kinda new to all this coding and such. And I've seen that most of you have all this awesome CSS and such, I wanna learn how to do it myself, so I can start constructing some bios for my deer.

I need to know more than CSS, though. Here are my questions:

1. How to do CSS :>.
2. How to post a link, but the link is in a word. Kinda hard to explain.
3. How to type in colour (I already bookmarked a good colour coding site; no need to post one)
4. How to type in different sized font.

EDIT: Awh, forgot a question. I knew I was missing one...
Ok so with those "under the cut" things.. well.. how do I do the cut?

And a TEF question:

How to get permadevout. I've tried SO many times, and I've looked through the hints and tips and such. My computer just won't let it work.

Thanks for reading and I'm sorry if you're annoyed by these constant noob questions. Lulz.

Could somebody check out how my Fox's picto looks? I mean is it glithced?
How it should look

Now, please take note that this is STILL UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION. I hate the layout for this page too.

UPDATES:
Added a picture of Zoey
Changed her stats
New rut diary


INTRO:
Zoey awoke for her first time in the forest to see some strange behaviour between the stags and does. Stags were rounding them up, and fighting each other over stray does. Deer were rubbing trees, and rearing antlers with a great bellowing.

This isn't all new to Zoey. She's seen it before in her old home.. what was it again...?

Oh, that's right. It's the rut.




ZOEY'S STATS.



Name: Zoey
Gender: Doe
Age: Young adult

Current health: 99%
Hormones: Strong; taking over Zoey
Mood: Restless, flirty, frustrated.
Energy: 70%
Doing: Looking for stags
Thinking: ...

ZOEY'S RUT BEHAVIOUR
Zoey often will walk around on her own or just sit around the outside of a mob of deer. If a stag tries to round her up, she will probably go along, even though she dislikes it. She will try to befriend other does that end up rounded up by the same stag. If Zoey isn't interested in the stag, she will probably wander off, hoping that she won't be pushed back into the mob.

She will put up with deer following her for a short while and if she gets tired of it, she'll run. It's very hard to win the affection of Zoey, and if someone does win it, she'll probably stick by them, even if another stag tries to "steal" her away.

Now that her hormones are getting stronger by each day, Zoey will often rub a tree in a rutting stag's presence.

(Trade-ish thing for Trigger_Mortis. Info here)

The young stag couldn't sleep. He wandered around the Forest, looking for someone to talk to, someone who also shared the night. He listened for others, anyone awake...

Silence. The entire Forest was asleep tonight. He lowered his head, he was wide awake but his mind wandered. He could wake someone up, but he was too respectful for that.

"The Gods! The Twin Gods are always awake...", Tails said to himself, "...aren't they?"

He scurried to the hill, the two marble statues towered before him. Tails fell to his knees, praying to the gods. "Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't ask for such a selfish thing, but...", Tails began.

"My child, you have no need to explain. We know.", the gods spoke. Tails opened his eyes to see Michael and Auriea appear before him. Tails kept on his knees, bowing his head. Auriea smiled, "You've proven your devotion. Now have your friend of the night."

Tails rose to his hooves, and looking around, he tilted his head curiously, "I don't see anyone.", he admitted.

Michael and Auriea looked to the sky. "The night is clear, and your friend lives in the stars.", Micheal spoke to him. Tails looked up to the stars, tilting his head once again. What do they mean by that?, he questioned in his mind.

The stars were dimmer than normal, but among them were five stars that shimmered brighter than all the others. "Watch, your friend is coming.", Michael said. And as he spoke the words, a form appeared from the stars, running toward them and finally landing on the solid ground.

Tails could not believe his eyes. Before him was a ram, his shape defined by several glistening stars. The ram's eyes glowed a brilliant red, and his frame was more of a blue. The horns from his head were very similar to Tails' antlers.

Gaiz. We need to send a shot out to all newbs. they are epic. And they are the new generation. Quite literally, what, with all the new pictos.


SHOUTOUT TIME TO ANY NEWB YOU FOUND HAT MELTED YOUR HEART.

1. Bloo.
2. Kisa.


Name who yuou adore here. they should be a newb. (Order not in fav)

Hey guys,

I'd like to make a request. I've never used CSS here before. For my commissions gallery, I'd like to disable signatures from the replies. Because there's a high concentration of animated deer on that page, it might start to be laggy for some people.

The CSS doesn't need to do anything besides that.

Could someone please be kind enough to post the code I need in order to do this?

Thank you!~ <3

I-feel-like-death.


Oh, JOY.


AKA. TESING. INGNORE.

OH DEAR.

A WILD NEWB HAS APPEARED. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Hey there. ; 3;

I've only just joined TEF about... a... day ago. Kind of stalked a friend here. -cough-

My name is Kisa, a very rare breed of human genetics. I feel so confused and flustered, it's not even funny. Fersrs. < A >

BUT I'M GOING TO GET USED TO IT. AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? C8<

ANYWAY. It's nice to meet all of you lovelies. ; u;