August 21, 2010 - 8:05am — SarieBearie
MIXIN’ THEM UP BECAUSE I CAN
1. Devi
2. Gabriel
3. Xylia
4. Vipin
5. Aspen
6. Chanse
7. Cal
8. Never
9. ..Azalea
10. CODE
11. Her
12. CAN I PUT DANTE I think I will
what if...
1. Number 5 (Aspen) was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
she would scream at someone l: probably Devi
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Xylia) and Number 7 (Cal) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
XYLIA: -SPANISHLOL-
CAL: -falls over and dies-
problem solved
3. Number 8 (Never) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
NO NO NO no no OH GOD wait yes. I say yes. –buys an axe-
4. Number 2 (Gabriel) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
oh my God I would wake up so early to get to class –swoon-
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Code) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
Gabe what did you do I mean seriously
6. Number 3 (Xylia) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
THAT WOULD BE SWELL. she’s actually a good driver. :B
7. Number 9 (Azalea) killed Number 4 (Vipin) right in front of you?
AZALEA: time to die, sonny. –SHOTGUN-
VIPIN: ASKJFDS
I can see this happening …if she weren’t already DEAD
1. Number 6 (Chanse) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
sfdsdkfj <3 of course then my house would be ADORABLE
2. Number 1 (Devi) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
oh
NO
NONONONONONO
3. Number 10 (Code) and Number 5 (Aspen) to be left alone in your your house with no supervision?
ahahaahah I’m pretty sure Code would manage to piss her off over SOMETHING and she would attempt to kill him with a shovel or a rake and Gabe would COME TO THE RESCUE
4. Number 8 (Never) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
yes.
5. Number 2 (Gabriel) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
I would let him do ANYTHING. OH MY GOD. <3333fjfds<33 /dies
6. Number 4 (Vipin) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Azalea)?
she
is DEAD but if she were alive…I’d run for my life Vipin what are you doing
7. Number 1 (Devi) and Number 3 (Xylia) to operate heavy machinery together?
DEVI: UH, I THINK I KILLED HER. IF I CAN SEE HER LUNGS DOES THAT MEAN SHE’S DEAD?
relationships
1. Number 5 (Aspen) asks Number 2 (Gabriel) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
I know he’s hot but GOD WOMAN
2. Number 7 (Cal) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
I would totally go and we could be horrible dancers together –POSE-
3. Number 8 (Never) and Number 9 (Azalea) are fighting over you. What happens now?
they both kill eachother
or Azalea kills Never
dude she was fdsfing SCARY
4. Number 1 (Devi) tries to kiss you. What do you do?
FALCON PUNCH!!1
5. Number 3 (Xylia) confesses her secret love for Number 5 (Aspen). What do you think of this?
laugh and then WONDER WHY ALL MY DEER ARE TAKING THE LESBIAN ROUTE?
DEVI: ILU
6. Number 6 (Chanse) is cheating on Number 7 (Cal) with Number 3 (Xylia), and you find out about it. What do you do?
so Chanse is cheating on a distant relative…with his mom. WHY DOES THIS EXIST
7. Number 4 (Vipin) proposes to you. Your reaction?
it already worked on Her why are you coming to ME
random...
1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Devi) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
showing off for Dante or Gabriel or something else
she tries, she tries
2. What if Number 2 (Gabriel) tied Number 4 (Vipin) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
Vipin/Gabriel would be a battle I’d like to witness. sexy/sexy. uh…I’D THROW SHOES AT HIM TOO. TO SEE IF I COULD MAKE HIM MAD?
3. ...and then Number 8 (Never) and Number 5 (Aspen) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
Never probably jumped Aspen and got her drunk and they got into a bar fight and then they celebrated by dancing on the tables DUH and Aspen would be hitting people with her cane as she did so c:
4. Number 10 (Code) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
CODE: -SETS ROCKS ON FIRE NOW!!1-
GABE: FFUU—
5. Would You tell Number 9 (Azalea) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
NO
6. What was Number 6 (Chanse) in prison for?
he was
TOO CUTE
7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Vipin) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
I WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IN ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
1. Devi
2. Gabriel
3. Xylia
4. Vipin
5. Aspen
6. Chanse
7. Cal
8. Never
9. ..Azalea
10. Code
11. Her
12. Dante
hey look I cheated
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Chanse) or 11 (Her)?
CHANSE IS TOO YOUNG FUUHHH so the lovely Her <3 she could teach…about..pirates or something
2. Do you think 2 (Gabriel) is hot? How hot?
skdjdshfsjd jhjshfsjdh jhfsjhjk jhfdsj <33333333333333333
like OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING hot
that didn’t sound very good
but still
3. 12 (Dante) sends 8 (Never) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
DANTE: hey you’re a psycho. GO KILL THE RUSSIANS
NEVER: DO I GET PAID?
DANTE: …yes
it succeeds
4. What is or would be 9's (Azalea's) favorite book?
How To Get Your Daughter To Kill You [Now In Under Five Minutes!]
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Gabriel) to swear fealty to 6 (Chanse), or the other way around?
CAN’T
IMAGINE
EITHER WAY
6. For whatever reason, 5 (Aspen) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Aspen) share a studio apartment with 9 (Azalea) or with 10 (Code)?
:l Code
poor Code
7. 2 (Gabriel), 7 (Cal), and 12 (Dante) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
CAL: -swoons over the both of them-
DANTE: cB I am awesome
GABRIEL: -SITS AND STARES…SEXILY AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR-
I HAVE NO IDEA
8. 3 (Xylia) challenges 10 (Code) to a duel. What happens?
Code FENCES so like…you know Xylia probably dies or something
9. If 1 (Devi) stole 8's (Never's) most precious possession, how would 8 (Never) get it back?
BURN THE WITCH
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Cal) and 12 (Dante) both attain what they most desire.
“DANTE”
he is so self-absorbed I find it immensely hilarious
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Vipin) and 1 (Devi) to work together?
nothing
DEVI: HAAAYYY UNCLE VIPPI—
VIPIN: get out, Devi.
12. If 7 (Cal) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
IT WOULD BE GREAT AND WE WOULD HAVE A BEATLE DANCE PARTY
13. If you could command 3 (Xylia) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
to
clean my house
because I’m too lazy AND TEACH ME SPANISH TOO
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11 (Her)?
YES <3
15. If 2 (Gabriel) had to choose sides between 4 (Vipin) and 5 (Aspen), which would it be?
Gabe and V are coo’, Aspen’s just…sdkjfs
16. What might 10 (Code) shout while charging into battle?
“FOR LITHUANIA!!1” I don’t even know maybe it has something to do with Gabe …wait
17. If you choose a song to represent 8 (Never), which song would you choose?
HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN <3
18. 1 (Devi), 6 (Chanse), and 12 (Dante) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
CHANSE: oh, you guys can go ahead! /foams at adorable
DEVI: I will wrestle you for it, Dante. c;
DANTE: …no thanks you can have it
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Gabriel) to use on 10 (Code)?
nothing
he can just do the sexy German stare without even knowing it and be TACKLED TO THE FLOOR see how great it is having neon blue/slitted eyes <3
20. What would 5 (Aspen) most likely be arrested for?
SO MUCH STUFF probably a bar fight
21. What is 6's (Chanse's) secret?
he looks exactly like young!Paul McCartney. IT GETS YOU PLACES, PEOPLE.
22. If 11 (Her) and 9 (Azalea) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
HER: HAHA I’M WINNING
AZALEA: -shoots-
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Cal) or 8 (Never)?
…Never
I’D FEEL SAFER WITH HIM OKAY
24. 1 (Devi) and 9 (Azalea) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Vipin's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Her) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she is actually a spy for 4 (Vipin). Meanwhile, 4 (Vipin) has kidnapped 12 (Dante) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Aspen), they seek out 3 (Xylia), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
o-oh my God, brb dying
1. Devi
2. Gabriel
3. Xylia
4. Vipin
5. Aspen
6. Chanse
7. Cal
8. Never
9. Azalea
10. Code
ha I cheated AGAIN
1) 4 (Vipin) invites 3 (Xylia) and 8 (Never) to dinner at their house. What happens?
IT ALL GOES WELL until Never comes in and chainsaws everyone
and puts it on Youtube
2) 9 (Azalea) tries to get 5 (Aspen) to go to a strip club.
I didn’t know you were that desperate, Lea ..your daughter KILLED YOU
AZALEA: CHIPPENDALES. AWRIGHT.
ASPEN: -will only go if Magnet is in it l:-
3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you chose 1 (Devi) or 6 (Chanse)?
I have a feeling if I went with Devi that I would be UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING HER PAINT HER TOES OR SOMETHING OHGODDDD so Chanse obviously
4) 2 (Gabriel) and 7 (Cal) are making out. 10 (Code) walks in...Their reaction?
CODE: GABE WHAT ARE YOU—
GABE: I VAS, UH, PRACTICING –TACKLES-
CAL: …8D –sits-
5) 3 (Xylia) falls in love with 6 (Chanse). 8 (Never) is jealous. What happens?
Xylia fell in love with her son and her…sibling’s dad is jealous
why do I get the weirdest pairings on this thing
6) 4 (Vipin) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Code), 2 (Gabriel) or 7 (Cal)?
CAN I HAVE BOTH GABE AND CODE ;___; but Vipin what are you doing CAL YOU’RE A LOSER GET OUT
7) 1 (Devi) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
DEVI: …I’m pretty sure that those dead bodies weren’t here before this
8 ) 5 (Aspen) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Azalea) do?
laugh
9) 3 (Xylia) has to marry either 8 (Never), 4 (Vipin) or 9 (Azalea). Who do they chose?
so she has to marry her half-brother, mom or her…would-be dad. I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU MY SPANISH LADY :c
10) 7 (Cal) kidnaps 2 (Gabriel) and demands something from 5 (Aspen) for 2's (Gabriel's) release. What is it?
Gabe could totally beat her up and get out of there within two seconds
NO PROBLEM, MAN.
11) You get to meet either 1 (Devi) or 6 (Chanse). Who do you chose?
CHANSE I LOVE YOU
12) 10 (Code) challenges 4 (Vipin) to a chariot race. Why?
TO……I DON’T KNOW
CODE: -totally does not cheat by breaking V’s wheels with rocks- 8D
VIPIN: ARGH
13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Xylia). Does 3 (Xylia) have a chance in hell?
not at all
14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Gabriel) and 10 (Code)'s wedding except for 8 (Never). How do they react?
NEVER: PEACE OUT, BITCHES.
I’m still laughing at how perfect it is that Gabe is marrying Code
15) Why is 6 (Chanse) afraid of 7 (Cal)?
because Cal is based off of me so she is obviously a MAJOR CREEP and she probably fangasm’d over The Beatles too much and now he feels like he’s gay for them and he is gay so I DON’T KNOW OKAY
16) 10 (Code) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
GOOD. until he gets bored and leaves to go make out with Gabe or something and Devi cries 8D
17) 1 (Devi) arrives late for 2 (Gabriel) and 10 (Code)'s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
because she was debating on not coming because she’s JEALOUS
DEVI: WHY DO ALL OF THE HOT GUYS HAVE TO BE GAY
ASPEN: Devi, shut up. –throws cane across the room and pegs her in the forehead- :l
18) 5 (Aspen) and 9 (Azalea) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
many people die that night.
19) 3 (Xylia), 6 (Chanse) and 4 (Vipin) all go to the zoo for 8's (Never's) birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
lol
NEVER: GUIZE HERE’S PARTY GIFTS, I GOT YOU ALL A MACHETE <33
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
that I shamelessly make most of them amazingly attractive? aside from Cal. …and Devi. gtfo, Devi. also because I torture Gabe/Code with her way too much
21) 9 (Azalea) murders 2 (Gabriel)'s best friend. What does 2 (Gabriel) do to get back at them?
she is going to die a long and painful death
THAT IS ALL
22) 6 (Chanse) and 1 (Devi) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 (Chanse) save themselves or 1 (Devi)?
Chanse would obviously be adorably heroic and save Devi, BUT HE IS TOO CUTE TO DIE
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
CAL
AND AZALEA
BECAUSE SHE’S DEAD, GET IT
24) 5 (Aspen) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Code) comes to rescue them. What happens?
...CODE GRUDGINGLY RESCUES HER?
ASPEN: -knocks out-
25) 3 (Xylia) starts a day camp. What happens?
all of the kids are amazing and love her and everything and it’s GREAT
26) 4 (Vipin), 6 (Chanse), and 7 (Cal) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 (Never) walks in. What happens?
EVERYTHING IS RUINED
27) 1 (Devi) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 (Azalea) and 10 (Code) are going out. What is 2's (Gabriel's) reaction?
GABRIEL: …
DEVI: you come in later in the story and heroically save him when she goes insane.
GABRIEL: oh zat’s better
28) 7 (Cal) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
no it will probably kill everyone
29) 8 (Never) and 3 (Xylia) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
NEVER: THIS IS GOOD BONDING TI—oh look a bear! –kills with bare hands- 8D
XYLIA: -twitch-
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Boogeyman or something like that instead.)
Never kills them too
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
CAN I SLEEP NOW?
*died so many times*
-a dead-
-DIE + STEAL-
.................BRB
Some of the pairing were perfect |D. God it makes me want to do these again.
Ohgosh, I remember doing
These were hilarious to read <3
I accidentally old meme.
I lol'd so many times. xD
5. You accidentally saw
Gabe what did you do I mean seriously
CODE IS REALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY DRUNK? Which is impossible because he can drink a whole bar and still walk straight. Somehow.
okayI'mlieing--
BUT EVERY CODE/HER ONE I LOL'D OUT because I did not expect to be in these *_____* ESPECIALLY... GABE/CAL AND CODE COMING IN, FLODLOLFDSF ooc ooc ooc ooc ooc orz
and adding to every other comment: BRBDIEING. IN AMERICA.
++ Chanse stop being adorable, even in memes like these, AAAFHHR<3
EDIT :: LOLWAIT I meant to comment specifically on that pyro license thing. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT. If Code ever gets one, RUN
BAHAAH must I revive you all
no I bet he could totally drink a whole bar and drive home on his motorcycle safely :B and walk straight. Gabe can do it too. they're AMAZING and OH GOD THE PYRO LICENSE
CODE: -accidentally sets Ellie's hair on fire- ..FDSF
ELLIE: ...cB
I know, that is offtopic, but
Sorry again!
Fel in corde, fraus in factis.