This Jerk - [Altijd]

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Hello! This bio contains a LOT of eyes! If you're sensitive to that, you might want to skip this one.

They're not realistic, mostly silly.
If you're unsure, contact me on discord: MisMantis#4207, and I can show you a teeny preview so you can judge for yourself.

Altijd curses a LOT, there might be vague mentions of consensual sexy talk.

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When opossums are "playing 'possum," they are not playing. They actually pass out from sheer terror.




In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity and tears can't flow.




A rainbow can be seen only in the morning or late afternoon. It can occur only when the sun is 40 degrees or less above the horizon.

MentalRestless
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Quote"That's not blackmail! Blackmail is threatening to release your sex tape. I'm just pancakemailing you."
Current events

14-10-2020

Not much has been going on for Altijd so I haven't been updating his diaries. He's a very grumpy boy, and slowly becoming a bit more of a jerk than he already was. Hope nobody takes it personally :") Just let me know when he goes too far.









Disclaimer

CSS with codes from Unplugged, AlisonRobin, Uitleger, and this website!!

Art up top by me, space background + EYES by Apel, art below by Novaqi.

Altijd is a character and is played 100% IC! Set grabbing? Totally IC!! He doesn't mind he's quite cool. But! I am the steering wheel and I take responsibility for him and his uh crap, so please if anything is ever unclear contact me!! Never be shy we love to chat.

There can be vague mentions of mature content on this bio, but most of it is on toyhouse. You will possibly find mentions of sexual content, violence, body horror.
You will not find: rape, child abuse, extensive gore descriptions.

Again: Questions or disagreeement with what is written here is FINE, please let me know, anonymously if you need, and we can talk it over.

I rarely pause my deer, so if I don't respond I'm likely just afk, we'll get back to you asap!

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An average of 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.




Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


101 Track!

101
Track!

What a cute way to meet

What a cute way to meet Altijd ~
Fawn army!

Edit: omg so sorry about the "Double" post, I did not think I had commented last
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Hahahah I could only think

Hahahah I could only think about this during all that:



But yes, Hi!! Good to meet Codex too! We're having a bunch of fun tonight xD

Oh dear lord, laughed so much

Oh dear lord, laughed so much for that video! That was totally all of us x'D
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Hello eye-boi I am log-mom.

Hello eye-boi I am log-mom.
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OOoh! Hello log-mom! We spied

OOoh! Hello log-mom! We spied you briefly, Al's a little exhausted from screaming whatever lungs he has out of his body so there's that.
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typically

typically
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veeeery late track

veeeery late track
By Draak <3

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I'm sorry but.... Sin:

I'm sorry but....

Sin:



Also Tris sends his greetings!
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HAhah I have to apologise for

HAhah I have to apologise for that, my game was paused and whilst I thought I was waiting for a response, Sin was like. GONE. HAHHA. So we looked stupid :x I'm not used to paused games.

Hi Tris!! Al remembers him, they've sat a few times now right!
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Ah no, don't apologise, Sin

Ah no, don't apologise, Sin just passed by, saw him, laughed like this and kept on going. He was the stupid one here. He's a brat.

Yesss! Tris is looking forward to more chill sits Smiling
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Oh!! Hahah! See I missed

Oh!! Hahah! See I missed that, we just saw him surprise-emote. That's okay, Al would agree he's laughable looking anyway :")
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Pretty sure Sin will give

Pretty sure Sin will give that laugh whenever he sees Al.

And awww ; - ; I don't think he is...I mean...tbh I'm triggered by eyes, that's why it took me so long to comment on his bio. But he's fun!
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Hahah! Yes good! Aah and I'm

Hahah! Yes good!

Aah and I'm so sorry!! I had no idea! And eyes are his entire thing @_@ Is it the top picture that bothers you, or that bottom right one? Thank you though, I'm glad you think he's fun ♥
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Both but don't worry about

Both but don't worry about it, just wanted to explain myself why I was late for the track party.
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&hearts;

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Can you imagine I've never

Can you imagine I've never tracked this?? What even

<3

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what big eyes you have

what big eyes you have

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<3 gotta track this cute eyeball cause i really dig him he's cool.
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Kujance: &hearts; Apel:

Kujance: ♥

Apel: S'okay, karma will getcha.
<3

Acurna: All the better to check you out with!!! ;D

Viral: Hahah thank you! He thinks so too.

meant to track this

meant to track this earlier... <3
.

Meant to track this a while

Meant to track this a while back. This guy is great.

the boi

the boi
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Thank you for the traaacks

Thank you for the traaacks ♥
And a tiny bump because I worked really hard on this HAHA

UwU

UwU
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OMG was surprised to see it

OMG was surprised to see it was already up, in love with the awesomeness of this bio, Mis <3
Display pic by crabbycrown ♥

What a beautiful boy, love

What a beautiful boy, love his design. ♥

greetings my eyed friend~

greetings my eyed friend~
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Basen: &hearts; Thanks! He

Basen: ♥ Thanks! He agrees. <_<"

Shadeless: Heeyy!! Hope we're not too dull, I'm doing a bunch of stuff at the same time haha, Al appreciates the company!

Troll and sexy boy B) Btw;

Troll and sexy boy B)

Btw; OMG my profile picture is changing color :0
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Finally someone discovers

Finally someone discovers it's a disco in here :"D

LMAO WB

LMAO WB
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~Tracking~&hearts;

~Tracking~♥
Sig by Lathyrus. ♥
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I DON'T THINK?? i had this

I DON'T THINK?? i had this tracked but now i do, yeet
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Oleander will remember Altijd


Oleander will remember Altijd and his big ol' eye.
Tracking.

Formerly ocean.
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*scREAM* He's so handsome and

*scREAM*
He's so handsome and fUnNy LoOkIn <3
Definitely tracking this big ole eyeball


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Sooo cool! I adore angels!

Sooo cool! I adore angels!