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1. - Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Blackhoof. X D
2. - If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Blackhoof!
3. - It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Blackhoof!
4. - Blackhoof was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
5. - If you cut Blackhoof in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
6. - While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Blackhoof.
7. - Blackhoof can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
8. - Grapes explode if you put them inside Blackhoof!
9. - Blackhoof is only six percent water.
10. - The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Blackhoof.


1. - Europe is the only continent that lacks Clementine!
2. - Clementine can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
3. - Baby swans are called Clementine!
4. - The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Clementine!
5. - US gold coins used to say 'In Clementine we trust'!
6. - Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Clementine!
7. - It took Clementine 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
8. - There are more than two hundred different kinds of Clementine.
9. - Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Clementine.
10. - Czar Paul I banished Clementine to Siberia for marching out of step!


: O Well don't blame me! I'm bored! : P

..LOL -- Dannii <3 Sententia