1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?

Oh I have names coming out of my ears. My birth name is Christine Marie Walker, I have a few others too. Nicole Wright, Scarlet Coat, White Death, Lady Bones-- a nickname?

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?

... I'm around four hundered years old, and I think I have forgotten the actual date I came into this lovely lovely world. Perhaps around October if I remember correctly. Forgive me, my mind must be going.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?

I was born in London, and I live in upsate New York as of now. Need some peace and quiet. And patriotic? Of the country I was born into? HELL NO. The English are assholes. I was on the American team during the Revolution. Took up a militia in my hands, but that's for another time.

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

My parents were Fredrick Allen Walker and Catherine Anne Campbell, before she was married of course. Occupation? *she laughs harshly* Those moldy pieces of garbage never worked a day in their lives. Old family money does wonders for one's self-esteem.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

I had a brother at one point. He was an asshole, handed me over to the government during my reign and hold on the Indian and Atlantic Oceans. Can't imagine what ever happened to him. *her eyes shift*

6. What is your occupation?

What *wasn't* my occupation?

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?

I am about 5'11" and I weigh around one-seventy-seven.

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?

My hair was originally blonde, but thanks to a certain someone it turned white after I was "blessed" with immortality. My eyes were blue, but they sure as hell aren't now. They're pretty color-less.

9. What is your race?

Caucasian. But I can pass for anything with some prothstetics and makup-artist paint I have back home, in a drawer.... but accents can only be earned. *she winks*

10. To which social class do you belong?

Which would you like me to be?

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?

Yes, I do find I like my appearance, and I'd like to think others do too. But I have indeed been told otherwise.

12. What is your style of dress?

It really depends on whose ass I plan on kicking, or how anonymous I need to be. But my favorite style of dress must be the victorian era-style of clothing. I have quite a few antiques in my closet, as you can imagine.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?

I have a small black dot of a birthmark just below the corner of my left eye. I have a ragged pink scar that runs down the length of my neck on my right side, and several tatoos cover my body. ((You can find more on her bio page))

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

Nope. *she examines her black fingernails*

15. Are you right- or left-handed?

Right.

16. What does your voice sound like?

It depends, how well can you hear? ((this))

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?

A "colorful" one... I find it gets the point across much more than the ornate and ridiculous vocabulary of most English.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.

I love children. I hate bugs, I'll damn near shoot my own foot off trying to kill a spider crawling after me, and yes I kill the mother fuckers with my gun.

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?

Every day or once every other day. And yes. I wear Red Door perfume, it was the only modern smell I could pick out at those fucking insane stores. Every goddamned smell starts to burn your nose after awhile. But Red Door does it for me.

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?

....Amused.

21. Do you use body language? How?

Yes... Lets just say I can make them come, and make them go.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?

Nope.


CHILDHOOD

(Oh. Fucking. JOY.)

23. What is your earliest memory?

They aren't pleasant.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?

I've had excess amounts. I escaped what would be the modern day equivalent of fifth grade. Schools for girls back around four hundred years ago weren't pretty, sweetheart. But what I "lacked" in "education" I experinced by doing, for the rest of time, apparently.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?

Drive and curiosity.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?

Shitty.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

.....

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?

I can't remember. I think it was-- no never mind.

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

... You're still asking about my fucking CHILDHOOD?...
What do you think, smartass? Do I LOOK like a fucking virgin?
*She gasps dramatically* I don't... know, I must have lost it somewhere. *she looks under her boot*

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?

I am my own notorious and celebrated ancestor. 8/

INFLUENCES

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

I can name one for every century I've been alive.

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Do you listen or is that gab of yours impairing your hearing?

33. What is your greatest regret?

That I couldn't have killed the bastards I killed, quicker.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?

Anyone who has seen me embarrassed is either dead, or I'm wasting time by answering these questions instead of tracking them down.

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?

..... Wow.

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

Besides killing my parents, my brother, and burning my school-- taking out people I didn't even know because it was my job, doing the entire country a favor by sniping a few politicians, and committing 400 years worth of capital-punishment-worthy crimes--... I'd say I'm a saint.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?

War. War will make grown men jump out of their skin, especially back in Revolutionary War times, none of this neat little guerrilla warfare bullshit with Iraq and Afghanistan today. No. I'm talking about, facing a wall of men as far as the eye can see, and every one of them, wants to kill you. Cannons spraying up dirt a few feet in front of you... yes. I was terrified.

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?

*She hums a little song, not answering*

BELIEFS

39. What is your alignment?

I am a rock stuck on the side of a stream, which is time.

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

I am blunt and I shoot from the hip, give it to your straight, good or bad whether you want to hear it or not.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?

No. I've been around too long. A God is for someone who may see them someday, and since I never will, it does not exist for me.

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?

For others.

43. What is your greatest fear?

I don't really have one. I've covered just about all the joy-rides I can handle you asshole.

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?

People, because they're fucked at angle you look at them.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?

The good need to get a grip on reality and the bad need to get their asses kicked. Which side are you on?

46. What are your views on politics?

Politics are a waste of time, I'd kill all of the political leaders if I had the chance. Fucking hypocrits. No "party" is any better than another, they're all twisted in their own way-- and oh, you don't need to take my word for it-- flip on the goddamned news.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?

...... Want to add any more to that list?

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?

Beliefs about what?

49. How much do you value money?

Not a whole lot. Spent my family's ancient money after they passed, and became a beggar, then earned a fortune, and then lost it. Money comes and goes-- but it will probably only be lost and then gained again one time in a normal human life-span. Money for me is an entertainment system, and a joke.

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

Believe in the government. Believe someone, anyone, completely and without question-- a husband, wife, prophet, god or president. And, or to give themselves completely to a religion which tells them to blow themselves up.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?

Not for me, but I have wittenessed it in others. I regret to inform you I don't yet know the outcome of such noble deeds. You might want to phone their headstone sometime. *she rolls her eyes*

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

No, only someone you can tolerate for an extended amount of time..... I could hardly tolerate any person for the entire length of their life.

53. Are you superstitious?

Nope.

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?

I respect loyalty to friends, enemies or not. When it comes to religion, I suppose I have no room to stand, because I wont exactly be seeing "God". Sing, sing all you want, good luck when you get there. And if there is a God, tell him to {this part of the interview is not recorded}

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?

Pretty goddamned honest.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

Yep. I take everyone at face value, and I'm pretty right with my judgement. Until someone shows me otherwise, I just smile and nod. Or not.

DEALING WITH OTHERS

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

My child, Lucian, and a few others. They have kept me going.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?

I respect myself the most. And I despise those who do not respect themselves.

59. Do you have a significant other? Who? Why?

No.

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?

I don't think I have a best friend, but I have several friends. Kaoori, Masque, Fledermaus, Desanm, Queze, Lynnett, to name a handful.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?

I take everyone at face value, but I deal better with my fellow women better than men.

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?

Face value, once more Sherlock-- you are starting to look more and more like a headstone to me.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

Yes. His name was Jaimey, he was killed. The end.

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?

I don't.

65. How close are you to your family?

About six feet below me.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?

I have a child, but marriage is not for me.

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

Depends on the day of the week really.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?

Talker.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?

Not too long, but I always have my doubts following me everywhere I go, don't you worry.

70. Do you hold grudges?

Like a sponge.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

Yes, I do.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?

Not exactly.

73. How well do you express yourself?

Pretty damn well.

74. How quickly do you judge others?

The second their sorry ass comes into view.

75. Do you care what others think of you?

Not exactly.

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?

Oh I have a few here and there... but my shit-list is growing longer by the minute, anyone have a pen? I think I have one more. *she glares at the interviewer menacingly*


PERSONAL TASTE AND OPINIONS

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?

Writing, reading or drinking tea.

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?

I enjoy and opera or a musical here and here, I adore museums and old libraries. I also do free head-stone chalk rubbings for small towns here and there if a cemetery is un-documented. I spend a lot of time with the dead, ironicly...

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?

Yes, yes, not anymore, and yes. I can't exactly *die* of cancer now can I?

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

Reading until the sun comes up.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?

Riding on a pink unicorn over a rainbow bridge over mountains until I find my true love. *she rolls her eyes quickly and then smirks... this for some reason does not explain if she is being sarcastic or serious.*

82. How long is your attention span?

*She stares at the interviewer in the eyes for a total of three minutes without blinking and then sits back* Want to find out?

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?

I laugh a lot around children.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?

Men's acts against women. I think I've set a total of thirty three men on fire for domestic abuse. *she looks at her sleeve for a moment brushing a white hair off her arm casually*

85. How do you deal with stress?

Usually when I'm under stress I'm about to kill someone, and after that, it sort of fixes itself.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?

I'd say I'm pretty artistic, and I am fairly muscular, for my age. *she winks*

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?

Is there a difference between the two?

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

Depends on what I'm doing. I'm usually pretty random... I've had my fill of trying to plan out life's order before it happens.

89. Do you have a pet? If so, what is his/her name? Species? Fur color? Etc…

I have a pet crow, named Poe. I know what you're thinking... Yes. He's a fucking *crow*, don't say anything about it.

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?

My greatest strength is I've been through about four-hundred years worth of bullshit... and my greatest weakness--... I've been through about four-hundred years worth of bullshit...

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

*She looks past the interviewer, then down at her fingernails, tossing her hair back casually.*

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

Both.

93. Do you like yourself?

Pretty much.

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?

The endlessness of life for me pretty much fucks up routine. Life either ruins the fun by changing it around, or you do it for a few hundered years and you sort of... drop it?

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?

*She bursts out in what seems to be a never-ending chain of laughter*

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?

*and continues*

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

*and continues*

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?

*and CONTINUES* Hahahaaa-ahhh-ahh.... Haha... I don't know... what about you? What do you want to be remembered for after I kill you and eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?....

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?

I think four hundered years of living deserves more than three words.

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?

.....

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?

What is there more to life, than adventure?

You dumbass.