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1. Skokey
2. Fulu
3. Vessel
4. Xylia
5. Zilant
6. Andy
7. Jun
8. Bellsio
9. Faytha
10. Spade
11. Cal
12. ... CANADA

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Andy) or 11 (Cal)?
OH MY GOD I WANNA GO TO CALS CLASS

2. Do you think #2 (Fulu) is hot? How hot?
Not... really

3. 12 (Canada) sends 8 (Bellsio) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
"GET ME SOME MAPLE SYRUP"

4. What is or would be 9's (Faytha) favorite book?
Like... Tanglewreck or something

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Fulu) to swear fealty to 6 (Andy), or the other way around?
Uhhhhh probably the first one...

6. For whatever reason, 5 (Zilant) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Zilant) share a studio apartment with 9 (Faytha) or with 10 (Spade)?
Uhhh either way that's very... pedo of you, Zilant...

7. 2 (Fulu), 7 (Jun), and 12 (Canada) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
FULU: Okay so... Who's paying for this again?
JUN: I'm guessing Canada, since he's the only one eating.
CANADA: I LOVE IHOP

8. 3 (Vessel) challenges 10 (Spade) to a duel. What happens?
Ohmygosh LOL I'm guessing Vessel since he's older and taller but... Spade works out... Hmm..

9. If 1 (Skokey) stole 8's (Bellsio) most precious possession, how would 8 (Bellsio) get it back?
Bellsio would.... gnaw his leg off.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Jun) and 12 (Canada) both attain what they most desire.
"I invented syrup!"
i won't even try to explain XD

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Xylia) and 1 (Skokey) to work together?
XYLIA: WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD
SKOKEY: FIEN.

12. If 7 (Jun) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Probably great because Jun is epic.

13. If you could command 3 (Vessel) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
GET ME THE COOKIES FROM THE TOP SHELF

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11 (Cal)?
UH IM PRETTY SURE SARIE DOES

15. If 2 (Fulu) had to choose sides between 4 (Xylia) and 5 (Zilant), which would it be?
REALLY? IS IT NOT OBVIOUS?

16. What might 10 (Spade) shout while charging into battle?
FOR THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAB i dunno

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Bellsio), which song would you choose?
THATS A TOUGH QUESTION uhhhhhhhhh

18. 1 (Skokey), 6 (Andy), and 12 (Canada) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
SKOKEY: ... Idon'tthinkso
ANDY: Nu-uh, I get this one
CANADA: I know China himself... And there's no more maple syrup, so go ahead.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Fulu) to use on 10 (Spade)?
THATS NOT CREEPY AT ALL.
"You go out with my neice, wanna go somewhere?"

20. What would 5 (Zilant) most likely be arrested for?
Uhhhhhhhh DWI? I DUNNO

21. What is 6's (Andy) secret?
Well he's gay but that's not a secret

22. If 11 (Cal) and 9 (Faytha) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Cal. Definitely

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Jun) or 8 (Bellsio)?
Jun?

24. 1 (Skokey) and 9 (Faytha) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Xylia) sinister secret organization. 11 (Cal) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she is actually a spy for 4 (Xylia). Meanwhile, 4 (Xylia) has kidnapped 12 (Canada) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Zilant), they seek out 3 (Vessel), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"Canada's Independence" LOL I DUNNO

-ded- -- Dannii <3

-ded-

-- Dannii <3

I WANT TO GO TO CAL'S CLASS

I WANT TO GO TO CAL'S CLASS TOO. D: SKOKEY LET'S GO SAVE THE WORLD. jfsd I was dying the entire time 'I LOVE IHOP' got me rofling for some reason. heehersdj I WANT TO READ THAT STORY and Cal might win in a race if she didn't trip and fall flat on her face and then forget where she was going and what she was doing. c: <3
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Spade: FOR THE

Spade: FOR THE DRAGONFLIES!
I dunno either. |D

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