Coffee saturday

Going to fancy bread coffee pastry place tomorrow, going to dress like an 18th century gay vampire when going there I guess, I mean, what else do I do, I think I should put testosterone in my mocha next week.
I'm so glad Pitbull's in France, he's so annoying and so loud, I think he's stuck in the pond, idk actually, you think I care? He's Mr worldwide, he's been in every place in the world, including the hole in the chapel, he's got an underground club going on there, apparently it's limited access

jeez this is way too big of a

jeez this is way too big of a photo

Your favorite oddity, or discovery, Sincerely- Simon B.
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sorry to inform u but there

sorry to inform u but there is definitely a hair in ur coffee

A bleached hair strand adds

A bleached hair strand adds flavor!

Your favorite oddity, or discovery, Sincerely- Simon B.