Badass Deer Meme (Updated)

fayne's picture
WOOO Danni did it so naturally I had to be a poser.

Who are you?
Tuna. T, Lola, Madam Haberdashery, blah blah blah.
Aeros. Smiling
C-C-C-COMBO BRRRRRRREAKERRRRR.

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Mhmm, George.
Not that I know of.
Your left ear. : D

Do you have a mate?
No. There's some people I'm interested in lol.
She died a long time ago.
ILU NEVER BBY <69

Do you have any kids?
Noooo thanks. dsfgfdasdf.
No, but I don't mind foster parenting fawns. c:
TEST LIEK CHIKN

What is your favourite food?
Whatever I can scrounge up. MUSHROOMS BUT THOSE ARE DRUGS. 8D
I like berries. c:
See above. And scrap metalHOOOOOLY SHIT. -laz0r'd-

Have you ever killed anyone?
You ain't from around here, are you?
No, of course not. D8
I BEAT TUNA'S HIGH SCORE YESSSSSS

Do you hate anyone?
WELL. FOR ONE. Rut for not putting me on his bff list. And Masque, every so often. :U
Nobody's ever wronged me that I can think of.
BATMAAAAAAAN nunununu

Do you love anyone?
Pfff. You know who you are. |D
My friends...I don't have many of those. Liëka, most certainly. <3
AND YOU'RE THINKING OF DRINKING GASOLIIIINE -punt'd-

What is your status in the forest?
I'm around way too much. XD I guess known kind of well, but not many deer come looking for me. Only if I'm too lazy to go to them.
I'm not in very often, but I like to think that a lot of deer know me.
NUMBER ONE ON YOUR TOP FIVE, BABY.

There is a deer who is teasing you; what do you do?
Isn't it obvious.
Politely ask them to stop. 8|
Wrap their testicles around a pole, hitch their spines to a car, and start driving the opposite direction. Laughing out loud

Do you have any special talents?
Umm. Besides being an asshole? I can play the sax and the harmonica, and I can plumb your house. :U
I like to tell stories! Other than that, I have a decent knowledge of herbs and healing methods.
-contorts spine- That. : D

How did he or she come to live in the forest?
Always been here, 's far as I know. XD
I've always been a deer.
Well the Gods met in a magical place and AFSDH -train'd-

What is his or her biggest secret?
What I was. And my one weakness. SHUT UP KEY
I don't have many secrets. Maybe who she was.
I'M GOING COMMANDO TODAY. Wait, everyone does that. dkfhgjkfghuhuhHAHAhahee.

If you had to die for someone, who would it be?
-srsface- My friends. Must I list?
My friends...definitely Lieka.
Jack Nicholson. n_n

Previous crushes/mates?
Bale. I'm kinda stuck right now as far as crushes go. |D
Yes, she died.
You, babes. : D

Your sleeping location?
Nowhere specific, mostly around the Pond.
I don't have one.
CABBAGES

Your first friend?
I dunno...can't remember. :U
Scape. c:
MUCHACHOS MUCHACHOS

Your closest friends aside from your mate?
Oh, for the love of god, I don't have a mate. -grumble- Key, Masque, Her...hard to decide.
Lieka, I think.
Me n' Hunter are like blood and guts. n_n

If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?
How people are always freaked out by me. :U
...the way I abandoned Pan. 8|
My bra. 8D

The deer you hang out with most in the forest?
Actually, Masque. XD Obviously the flirting never ends.
Lieka. |D
I met a little bee named Horace. We're bffls. :'D

Other than your current mate/crush, whom would you kiss?
Key LOL. >:D Masque, too. Wait they are my c-nevermind. asdsg.
Um. -blush-
ASS. I'm sorry turrets is such a fun disease.

Worst fear?
The unescapable.
Losing my family. I've already lost so many of them...Tuna's the only one left.
wot ho WOT HOOOOO

Out of each other, which deer is your best friend?
XD I dunnooooo. Pan, I guess. |DDDD
Tuna. c:
AW BBY -rape-

What was your original set?
Same thing it is now. :B
Navy and white pelt and poppies, I believe.
Naked. cB

What is your current set?
Tux pelt, peacock feathers, long mask.
Orca pelt, long mask, and poppies.
Monarch bumfluff, bird feathers, and facepaint. : D

What's your eye colour?
Sometimes gray, sometimes green, sometimes blue. :U
Brown.
I AM YOUR FATHEEEER actually it's black. I have button eyes. : D

What's special about your appearance?
There's some light-chain dangly thingy holding my mask, and it's little, unless it's on me face. :U
My antlers don't go straight back - they curl up, like a whitetail's.
I am BALLIN'

What's your natural mood?
Chill. |D
Content. c:
RFORLFROFLRFO

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YESSSS
Fledermaus's picture

CORNDOGS american deep-fried

CORNDOGS american deep-fried urine

You made me snort burrito out of my nose. :<

....so I'm stuck with that little asshole.

Hey, I'm not little. C:<
You know you love me, babe.



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fayne's picture

And when I read that I

And when I read that I choked on my cereal. |D

-PUSH AWAAAAAYYY- lololol Too bad she's actually shorter than him hohoho. |D FAIL.
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Bios
Her's picture

KEY: -makes an 'x' with his

KEY: -makes an 'x' with his fingers at the kissing answer- NO. -STERNFACEOFLOL-

I ALWAYS LOVE YOUR MEMES
Lyeekha's picture

YOU MAKE ME LOL I actually

YOU MAKE ME LOL

I actually learnt something, I lol'd all over the place (mainly at Pan, obviously Sticking out tongue ), and I go awwwww.
What more do you want from a meme? : D

Andalso a bee named Horace. *snerklol*

Edit: ANDALSO Pan and Artemis need to have a !rampage! in the Forest sometime! 88D NOT TO MENTION a quiet afternoon with Liëka and Aeros.
fayne's picture

|D |D |D

|D |D |D ITRYlololol

TEUUUUNA: n_n -highfive!-

lol Lieka I'm glad. -bow-
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Bios
Fledermaus's picture

Dude everyone would die for

Dude everyone would die for Jack Nicholson. xD



Her's picture

...who? -KNEE'D- ...FOR

...who? -KNEE'D-

...FOR JUSTICE.
I'll take the appropriate action.

RUTILUS: Ffff T, you love me

RUTILUS: Ffff T, you love me really. |D

-- Dannii <3

fayne's picture

I would die for his joker

I would die for his joker costume alksjdfdf.

I'M NOT IN YOUR FIVE. >:| -pout-

[edit]...-TRIES TO KEEP GLARING AT RUT BUT CAN'T- KEY ASFDDAGSG
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Bios
Her's picture

-PETS TUNA'S HAIR

-PETS TUNA'S HAIR PETPETSTROKEEEE-

...FOR JUSTICE.
I'll take the appropriate action.

RUTILUS: -SNORTLOL-

RUTILUS: -SNORTLOL- Youreinitnow. -FLEES WHILE LOLING-

-- Dannii <3