Because I fail hard.

Just trying to achieve a background picture, such as this -
http://www.whiskeysierragrafics.com/grafiken/atmosphere%20mood/Dark/rising%20moon-x.jpg

Along with a dark blue or black background under/around it.
Fixed position, instead of scroll...

Aqua text. Blue headers.

Yeah, evidentally I'm not skilled enough to pull that off. XD;