LOL dreams, amirite? Share 'em here!

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I'm not sure if there's a similar thread floating around, but I felt the need to make this thread anyway. Why?
Well, I am fascinated by dreams, as I'm sure most of us are. The thing is, I rarely dream (or remember them, anyway), but when I do they're weeeird.

This thread may fade into obscurity, but I would like for others to be able to share their dreams as well.
Who knows? Maybe writing about them will help them remember and understand their dreams better.
That being said, I'll start with the whacky and horrific dream I had last night that ultimately prompted this lame thread!

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My dreams don't usually have a beginning per se, or a set-up. If they do, then I really don't remember. Maybe those aren't important in the context of dreams. Anywho, the first thing I remember is that I am standing in a condo with my whole family, at ground level, looking out towards the beach. This condo was literally on the beach, like on the actual sand. I could see beach-goers passing by the windows, they were very close.

So I'm looking out towards the ocean, and the waves are tall and rough despite it being sunny and nice outside. Suddenly I see something that looks like a fin cut through the swell of a wave, and a giant mass was being carried with it. Soon, a massive creature burst onto the shore, swinging its long neck about. I then cried out enthusiastically, "A plesiosaur!"

My dad then appears at my side, staring out towards the beach in disbelief. More prehistoric aquatic creatures begin to invade the shore, and the reaction to them is mixed. Some beach-goers scream and flee, others just stand and stare. I'm pretty sure a couple of them got eaten. I then turned to my dad and exclaim for some reason, probably because I'm stunned, "They're extinct!" His response was along the lines of a sarcastic, "Nooo, really?"

Up until that point, the dream was whimsical and pretty cool.

BUT THEN...

Of course, it had to take a dark turn. A particularly large creature throws itself onto shore, bursting from the impossibly high waves like a torpedo, and a detonation is heard. Apparently, a nuclear bomb was strapped to the frigging thing. The whole condo shakes, as does the beach. At this point, everyone screams and runs from the beach. Startled, I turn to face my dad who had backed up a few steps. His eyes were wide, and silently he slumped onto a chair and placed his hand against his forehead. That's definitely not a good sign. My dad then said slowly, "It's too late. We're going to die...we only have fifteen minutes." He sounded so defeated, so lost, which is horrifying because my dad is the pack leader of my family.

"No, we can get out of here on time!" I screamed, not believing a word I said. I begin to cry uncontrollably, and even in the dream I can feel my body shudder and my throat closing up. The prehistoric creatures are gone, and in their place is the gloomiest atmosphere you can think of, and people clinging to each other outside, sobbing.

I can't really remember what happened after that, but I do remember the despair and helplessness that I felt. My dreams like to tease me. I get to see some frickin' awesome prehistoric monster, and then whoops, nuclear bomb! Fifteen minutes to live! That may be attributed to my fear of dying, but I dunno, it seems pretty random to me.


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Oh man, sorry for the wall of text!

In any case, feel free to post about any dreams you've had. This includes weird, funny, gloomy, sad, scary or just plain doesn't make sense. Anything goes!
They don't have to be new dreams, either. If you remember one from years ago that's always stuck with you, then go for it!
Dream speculation would be pretty cool, too, as long as it isn't invasive or personal.

Right! Have at you! Sticking out tongue

I think a few nights ago I

I think a few nights ago I had a dream that I had a huge lump in my stomach, as if I were pregnant... I could barely walk or run. It was horrid. :x And when I woke up I had a sore stomach like you couldn't believe. X'D In a sense, real life and the dreams were connecting.

And Starling, that sounds like a horrible dream... I'd hate to have anything of the sort.

[e] Yey, the page is mine ouo
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^ Eek, reminds me of those

^ Eek, reminds me of those dreams you have when you feel like you're falling, and one time I did actually fall out of my bed! XD Lol scared the hell out of me.

Also it wasn't too bad of a dream, maybe it would have been if I had SEEN everyone dead. The only reason I assume people were dead is because I was looking around for everyone's graves in my garden D_D l o l

Oooh, just had an interesting

Oooh, just had an interesting TEF dream right before I woke up. A new area had been added to the forest and it was full of large, older trees with twisted branches going everywhere. Some of the branches grew down towards the ground and your deer could walk up these if they had good balance. This new area of the forest was packed with hidden bits of forest magic too, if you sat down in a certain spot beside one tree your deer became huge as long as it was sitting there. Climbing high into certain branches on a particular tree could make your deer tiny, too.
It was strange, for some parts of the dream I was in the forest myself watching my stag move around and then the next minute the dream just seemed to be following him. Whatever way it worked, I remember seeing him climb high into one of the trees and then he lost his balance and fell to the ground, breaking his leg. Yet right after that he was fine again. After wandering further into this new area he shook a low hanging branch and a stone head complete with a carved face fell out of it. In the dream it was a bit smaller than a TEF deer head, I think. He managed to get it into his antlers and he was going to bring it to the pond and place it there.
There was also a huge glowing white deer curled up into a ball among the branches of one of these new trees. Regular TEF deer were swarming around it and trying to climb up onto it.
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I had a dream I was eating

I had a dream I was eating Resident Evil cereal, and I'm not entirely sure I want to know what that tastes like. |D

Starling - o-o I guess that's

Starling - o-o I guess that's better... I know, lmao! Those falling dreams scare the hell outta me.

Alone - Woah, that sounds quite cool. I wish I had TEF dreams. |D

Kaoori - I'm not quite sure what to make of that, lolol.
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Dreamt i was going to marry

Dreamt i was going to marry lady gaga... And something about dogs. Very much fun anyway.

I lived in a warehouse and

I lived in a warehouse and some guy came in and gave me a ukelele. A lot more to it but kind of out there and dramatic. Something about climbing stairs, jumping from loft to loft, and ultimately trying to kick this guy off where there was no railing.
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I dreamt I had an operation

I dreamt I had an operation on my legs, dunno why. And to prove to people they worked I parachuted (not too sure what that's got to do with my legs though, lol) and when I came down, people were waiting for me in some fields. But my parachute didn't work so I fell to the floor and totally crushed my legs. I then felt bad because of the expensive operation I had had (lol, wasn't really bothered that I was on my deathbed at the time) and parachuted again to show people I was fine. I just crushed them even more.

Cool

Hahaa Sao and Sianna, they be some crazy dreams. >_>
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Well.. First dream was myself

Well.. First dream was myself and three random guys that I do not know buying everything cheese-related from the frozen food aisles at a grocery store. idek.
Second dream was seeing an add for a video game. This game. Mr.Sanguine's detective game lol.
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Gonna write this down quickly

Gonna write this down quickly as I may forget it if I don't!

Last night I had a dream where I was home in my parents' house, only it was a wooden house out in a secluded forest and not their real-life house.
My sister was there with me and she told me something was troubling her. Then she suddenly turned into my best friend as we went to deal with the problem and I saw a ghost girl in my room with long, black, stringy hair and a malevolent attitude, very much like the apparitions out of The Ring and The Grudge.
I didn't seem fazed by it, though, as I simply dealt with it in some way, I seem to recall I chopped her head off, even though I had no weapon...
My friend praised me for my bravery and life went on for the entire middle part of the dream, which seems blurry and indistinguishable to me.
But at the very end, the ghost girl returned and I saw her about to materialize in the hall outside my room. I went "right..." and went to work, vanquishing her again, but an immense feeling of dread filled me as I knew it was a lost cause and I could do nothing to slay her this time or ever...
Then I woke up.
And proceeded to nervously look over my shoulder for the rest of the day.
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For my whole life, dreaming

For my whole life, dreaming has been something I do on occasion. My subconscious has a habit of filling the dark void in the night with spinets of meaningless images and sound; in reality, your brain "dreams" almost nightly but you might be completely oblivious to it. As for an actual 'dream' - where I can remember it and it held some sort of significance - has always been a treasure. They happen rarely but when they do, they're extremely vivid. Feeling as if they are real and last for days, at times making me question if conversations I held with people in my dreams truly did happen or not. I have even woken up a few times with cuts and bruises.

You see, my dreams tend to follow a pattern with the same reoccurring themes in every single one. I am always in some sort of peril. The same mysterious man has obsessed and stalked me for the past eight or nine years but he has yet to show me his face. I can recognize his habits - often leading me to a secluded area and disarming me. If I am with a group, I am often the one who takes charge but then I end up being a sacrifice for someone else's sake.

The other night was no different but in order to hide the somewhat embarrassing fact of a certain person has begun to reappear... I am just going to refer to him as him. (-coughfriendsknowwhoheiscough-) And no, it is not the same stalker but if it is his true identity...I am suddenly very ok with it. Ahem.

Anyway, the dream start off fairly normal. I was meeting with a group of friends for lunch when we decided to try a new restaurant that opened up across town. It was surprisingly close and with the nice weather, we decided to walk. We went to the restaurant, ordered, and ate while just talking as we normally do, but on our way back to my friend's house, I noticed that we were being followed. The same guy had followed us to the restaurant and waited for us to finish before following us back. I made up some excuse to break off from the group in order to confront the man; questioning him as to why he was stalking us. He told me that he was a member of the British Secret Service sent to investigate me. He said it was not safe to discuss why in public but mentioned something about how I might be the last existing ancestor of some ancient high society; if it were true, then I was in grave danger.

He took me to some isolated hidden laboratory in England to be tested on. They needed confirmation that I was truly carrying the blood of this "precious" race because they had thought they were extinct but refused to tell me why it was so important to preserve it. While at the laboratory and waiting for the results, that is when I met him. I have no idea as to why he was there. Perhaps he was interested in the project or maybe the Secret Service thought having some familiarity would make things easier for me. Whatever the reason was, he was one of the few people I was allowed to interact with. His on was to give me a few acting tips in order to disguise my personality and teach me to speak with a British accent to mask my voice. The plan was to hide the fact I was American since this "unnamed organization" that was apparently after me only know to look for an American female; they assumed I would stick out in London and wanted me to be able to blend with the people better to keep hidden.

The dream then fast forwards a few weeks. The test results come back confirming that I am a carrier of the "precious blood". Again, many details are kept from me but I am told that it means I have the potential to be quite powerful; that the society was of a high intelligence and extremely clever but the its traces in my blood had dilated over the centuries due to a mixed heritage over being a pure blood 'whatever they called it'. I was told that the Secret Service was going to help me channel my greater abilities in hopes of reviving the species. Meanwhile, he and I were becoming rather close since we saw each other every day and pretty much for the whole day. We were nothing than great friends, but we were becoming pretty inseparable...

Eventually, we were told that we were going to be meeting with the queen in order to discuss what would happen with me. I was afraid of the other organization figuring out the relationship forming between him and I, so I demanded that we traveled in separate vehicles on different paths and left at different times in order to hide our connection to each other. However, it would prove to be pointless since they already figured out that he was close to me. On our (my bodyguard and I) way to the palace, I received a phone call from him in distress and in pain. He told me that he had been jumped and injured in the struggle but had managed to slip away to take refuge inside the back of an unlocked car in an abandon parking lot. Begging me to help him. My bodyguard was against the idea since her main objective was to ensure my safety, not his but I said "f*ck that". I aggressively convinced her to follow his location on the GPS on his phone to find him.

When we got to the parking lot, it was already too late. The scene was covered in blood and a ransom note had been left behind: His life for mine. Immediately, I started panicking. Blaming myself for him being captured since the only reason why they targeted him was to get to me. My bodyguard soon began to urge me to leave the scene, afraid that we were too exposed. So we hid in a nearby mall to plan. She kept insisting that we go to the palace to get me to safety; I refused as I wanted to find him. While we argued, we were attacked. I was separated from my guard and cornered in an alley where I was confronted by someone from the organization who had been after me.

Now I was demanding for answers. I was told that the society I supposedly came from was what inspired the creation of the fictional race of Time Lords. While the space travel and immortality were made up for the show, everything else about them was based on the species I came from. Meaning I had the ability of advance telepathic powers, great wisdom, and a few other traits thus why I was so "prized". A conspiracy was revealed to me about how both parties wanted to ultimately turn me into a living weapon and both parties claimed that their fight was in the name of justice. However, only one party had him and if I wanted him back...I would need to give myself up.

So I did.

That's how it ended; I willingly left with my new captor in hopes of being able to rescue him.

Ahaha... I'm going to listen

Ahaha... I'm going to listen to Yume Nikki music before I go to sleep more often.

The first dream I can remember centered around me being in school, only the school in my dream was a mix between my old school and the one I go to now. Even the teachers from both worked there. I had lost my timetable and thinking I had a free period I was hanging around in the reception area with my dad eating some sort of chocolate triangles from a yellow box. The bell rand and I realized I had just missed a class I should have been, but I didn't want to get caught out so I just head to my next class instead. I had trouble finding my way there and I kept following corridors that had dead ends or locked rooms, but I eventually found my classmates on a set of stairs. They were waiting for the teacher or something since she wasn't in her room.

... Got dragged from the computer, hmmph. e-e;;

Anyway, my second dream. It was like something from Spirited Away/Howl's Moving Castle, even though I haven't seen either in a while. There was a little farmyard at the very edge/corner of a large forest. Beyond this farmyard were large fields which were full of either grass or some sort of crop like wheat. During the day it was very sunny and bright, the dream had a nice atmosphere. The farm belonged to an old-ish woman who was kindly, I'm not sure if I did see her in the dream or not. The dream focused on a man who was either cursed or he was simply some sort of magical creature, or maybe to him it was a curse, something like that. He could turn into a giant 'monstrous' bird at will(the flying sort. White and grey feathered with black on his back. No idea what colour the legs were). He stayed with the old woman in her cottage at the farm. A young woman also stayed with the old woman, though I don't believe she was related to her. She was fond of the man, but he always rejected her advances and acted coldly towards her(I think he did care for her but due to what he was he didn't think he should be loved. Seemed pretty depressed in the dream. Again, this makes me think of Howl's Moving Castle).

The woman was saddened by this, and she wandered out into the open fields one day... To clear her head I think, she was just feeling pretty miserable. I'm not sure about what happened next, but she ran into this sort of... God/mystical creature. It was like a moving hill that had arms like small trees. It had plants growing on it's back, but on it's front nothing grew and it just looked like earth. The woman wanted help of some sort, she didn't want to be rejected any more and the creature decided to help her. It lead her away across the fields, and the sun was beginning to set before the creature stopped at it's destination. I'm not sure about this part of the dream, something the creature thought would be there wasn't or something, and the woman had travelled all that way for nothing. The creature told her to go home, but she was tired and couldn't travel back by herself. So the creature summoned a magic pair of wings that looked like they were made from a golden glittering mist. They wrapped around her waist and began to carry her in the direction of her home.

As she was being flown back home, the woman thought that maybe the reason the man didn't love her was because she wasn't like him. Saddened by the thought there was nothing she could do she wished she could also become a bird creature herself. With this thought in mind she started to move her arms like the wings which were carrying her, moving her arms in and out through the golden mist of the wings. She continued to do this in her half-asleep daze until after some time she realized she was carrying herself through the air, and to her shock the spell cast by the creature had changed her into the bird creature she had wished to be(She was coloured brown, with a lighter belly. Her scaly bird legs were black like her beak). She returned to the farm when she realized she was hungry, so she swooped down and killed a piglet belonging to the two pigs she had been arguing with earlier(something about her hating two pigs that lived on the farm earlier in the dream. I don't know why) landing on the barn roof to eat it. The sun was beginning to rise at this time and she realized she didn't want the man to see her since he might be angry at her and at what she had done. By the time she finished eating it was getting bright so she took off quickly and began to fly away, but the man saw her from the cottage and chased her. He was larger and more skilled at flying so she was finding it hard to fly away from him.

... and then, since I have a cold at the moment I woke up before the dream could end since my nose was blocked. Nice. v_v;
An interesting dream anyway, and I have absolutely no idea where it came out from.

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Love it when something you

Love it when something you can't come up with during the waking hours, comes to you when you sleep.
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Dreamed that all the TEF deer

Dreamed that all the TEF deer avatars were replaced with giant tigers and pokemon in an update. Kill me now
Oh also they limited pictos to 6 per person but you didn't get to pick which six PTTTHH
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A second part of the dream

A second part of the dream from before happened last night.

I do nnot remember much... I was unconscious and drugged. (Strange state to be in inside a dream.)

I woke up to see a blindinng light in my eyes. Everything around me was blurred; lost in the sea of whiteness that flooded the small room I was in. I glanced over to vaguely make out his silhouette in the glow. His slender form and handsome face was one I was sure I could make ouut even if I were blind, for you see, he and I shared something deep. Something strengthen by our desperation to comfort each other as we were both kept as hostages.

His voice was in grave distress; disoriented by my drugged state as I tried to make out his words. He was pleading with our captors; begging them to stop whatever they were doing to me. I tried to get up to go to him. My vision somewhat returning as I found myself strapped down to an operating table. One of the guards noticed I was awake; calling over more of the scientists as he approached me. I was him panic and tried to lunge at one of them while his hands were tied behind his back. The guard quickly panicked as he grabbed him and wrestled him down to the ground. Onto his knees with a gun to his head; eyes warily shifted to me and the ground in defeat as he apologized for failing to protect me.

I felt someone grab my neck and forced my head to look at him. He was bruised and bloodied; the barrel of the gun was used to lift his chin so our eyes would meet before it was pressed back againsted his his skin. A cold voice reminding me of my place as he threatened to kill him if I ever refused to cooperate. With that, the choking sensation was released from my neck as I was swarmed by scientists.

I felt faint again but could still hear him struggling to make a bargin with them but of course, they didn't want a mere human; they wanted a Time Lord. He was good for only one thing: to keep me in check for a our greatest weakness has always been our companion.

Those bloody bastards never intented to let him go; he was trapped with me to be used as an emotional weapon against me.
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I had a dream where I was

I had a dream where I was yelling at the mailman to "Get the F*uck out of my house!!!"

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Dreamt that I was wandering

Dreamt that I was wandering the fields around my house, except they were all weird and warped in typical dream style. Can't really remember much of the dream, only that I caught two black and red hens that I thought had escaped from my neighbours, so I took them with me to see if the hens belonged to them but it turned out they didn't. They then showed me some of the hens they did have, which turned out to be a couple of small light coloured bantys.

So, I'm very much excited for

So, I'm very much excited for this upcoming concert in April where my two favorite bands, Parenthetical Girls and Perfume Genius, will be playing together. I'm really really really obnoxiously excited for it.

Anyways, I dreamt I was going to said concert and the singer for Parenthetical Girls who is like the most beautiful man in the world came up to me and was like "hey, Fish, do you want to help us out?" and the singer for Perfume Genius who is like the cutest gay man in the world walks over and is like "yeah, we could use your help!" Of course I had to say yes, and so they took me backstage.
I've seen a few videos and picture of one Parenthetical Girls performance where their singer was carried to the stage by what looked like a community college band dressed in Amish clothes (because that's the kind of thing they do) so in my dream, I was dressed up as a farmer and I was supposed to act in a play before the concert.
I got to play the part of a mentally challenged/REALLY stupid farmer man, but apparently I was so convincing that the play became real. I was supposed to help the other actors pick fruit in a nice orchard, but me and another actor climbed a fence and suddenly the orchard changed into a slaughterhouse. Both of us fell into a huge vat of cow's blood and the owner of the slaughterhouse came to pull us out. At first we were very grateful, but then his son came out and forced the other actor that was with me into a coyote trap and the owner told me he wanted to show me how they slaughter the cows.. 8'(
And then I woke up.
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Crawled into bed with an

Crawled into bed with an awful headache last night, the kind that makes you feel nauseous - and also went to bed feeling very stressed out and just bleh. I took an Advil beforehand, so I know that helped my headache greatly, but I also had a dream that someone took it upon themselves to help "heal" me...I honestly can't remember who - a character, some random person? Male, I think. I don't remember much at all about him or how he helped me, except for that he left me resting in a bed outside in a beautifully sunny and green place, near a stream.

Then the dream shifted, or I had a second one. For reason, it involved getting a yellow trumpet-shaped thing (it looked like a single Kabuki antler) and a plastic skeleton/grim reaper figure (like a tacky Halloween figure you might see in someone's yard). I carried these to another place outside (with the skeleton-person strapped to my back) where people were setting up brown canvas tents with other things inside of them. I placed my plastic guy in one of the tents, and put a large, pink-colored rose or carnation into his right hand. I then felt my display was complete, and the people in the tent next to me looked on approvingly.

I honestly have no idea about the second dream, but the first one is rather interesting to me - especially since I woke up feeling unusually refreshed and surrounded by a general sense of peace and well-being, which has continued throughout the day.
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Dreamt I was walking through

Dreamt I was walking through a temple filled with dangerous beasts and animals, and my only means of defending myself were these bombs the size of an apple. I threw one to scare off some kind of tiger, but instead my kitten swallowed it. I saw her stomach slowly grow and get big like a barrel and she didn't breathe. It was freaky, eh.

*Don't read if you can't

*Don't read if you can't stand disturbing things/themes. I'm not a good judge so I'll just put this warning here anyway.
Had an end of the world scenario dream a night or two ago. In the dream it seemed like whatever had happened had just occurred recently. There seemed to be no people anywhere, I was by myself living in my house and my family were just gone. The weather in the dream was quite pleasant, but during the dream the background feeling was of unease. I dunno, just.. I just got a really unsettled feeling from the dream/during it. I was wandering around outside, although dream me didn't seem to mind the fact everyone was gone, I didn't seem to care at all, I was very blank. Then out of nowhere three of my friends ran towards me, happy to see I was still alive. Apparently they had been travelling around to find any more survivors or something.

Dream me seemed to appreciate their company but was reluctant to bring them back to the house, almost as if there was something she didn't want them to know. I'm not really sure how the next part of the dream played out, I can only remember bits but they ended up living in the house since there was nowhere else to go. The three friends where searching around outside the house to find anything that might be useful for something, when they founds bones, skeletons. A couple of them I think, more than one anyway, and the disturbing thing was that the flesh had been eaten(I keep coming up with the word 'picked' as in 'picked clean'). Apparently dream me had been lurking around somewhere nearby and saw them nearing the area where the skeletons had been hidden, and she had already begun to run from the house since she knew her friends would most likely turn on her in case she attacked them or something(It seems it was her that did it, and the skeletons were her family members. Why she/I ate them I have no clue, and she didn't seem to feel any remorse for what she did. This dream was just.... Weird).

The next part of the dream just gets really odd. They did chase her and they seemed to be much faster as they caught up to dream me easily. Then the dream just changed, they all started acting as if they were only playing a game, and they kept having to remind each other to take it seriously(As it, they were chasing her to either wound/kill her). It was just... Weird. I just don't even get this dream with the whole cannibalism and everything. What. I think the feelings in the background had more meaning than the dream itself, though.

Dream me was pretty disturbed. e_e;

I can't stop dreaming about

I can't stop dreaming about him. Seriously.

Jin - Wow, that sounds scary...

Interestingly enough, some

Interestingly enough, some dreams I have seem to drag me back into things I fell out of a while before. Recently, I had a very vivid dream involving the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and I found myself falling back into it all.

Aside from that, a lot of my dreams involve running or being followed/chased by something. And then there's a few random ones as well. Such as last night's. The only thing I can fully recall is being called out because I was wearing nothing but a tank top and underwear. :/
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I had a dream recently where

I had a dream recently where I was high for some reason. Well, I'm not sure if I was high, because everything looked normal and there wasn't anything that made it seem like I was high, but for some reason I just felt... something, just telling me I was high. It was weird.
I have a Master's degree in Wumbology.

Tornadoes, because it has

Tornadoes, because it has been on my mind a lot, I'm sure. Plus we were in a watch a few days ago. Then today tornadoes broke out all around my friends area. It's that time of the year again. Sigh.

Probably more tornado devastation dreams to come.

Huh... Dreamt of picking up a

Huh... Dreamt of picking up a stranded newborn dolphin from the bottom of some steps and carrying it down a beach towards a stormy sea to it's mother who was swimming around as close to land as she could get out of desperation. I didn't let my fear of going into the water in case she thought I was harming it stop me, and I waded into the sea to put it as close to her as possible. She went to attack but apparently changed her mind when she saw I was giving it back and only half bit my hand before she swept the baby dolphin away with her deeper into the ocean. Still drew blood, though. It was night time in the dream, the sky was sort of a black with a dark blue glow.


Tracking + a few of my

Tracking + a few of my own~

Ok. I've had four interesting dreams.

The first was of the boy I love to death- who, in the waking world, has a girlfriend. I dreamed that he came up to me and gave me a hug. The kind of hug I see him give his girlfriend. He told me I was his best friend and we simply talked forever. Heartbreakingly, he walked away to his girlfriend and hugged her.

The second was that my friend and I had visited a house, a very whimsical house. The first room was ours. This room was a MESS, by the way. The next room was of the two guys we liked. {Wanted to stay in there, but the dream moved on.} Then, we were shoved onto an elevator and taken don to a HUGE dining room where -oddly- we didn't eat a thing. I remember, vaguely, a door shut tightly... Then... I've forgotten...

The third dream was that I was being chased around this old, white home. I was with another of my friends. I don't remember to many details. I only remember a boy -perhaps my age- chasing us in a neatly-pressed suit. I know he was awfully skinny, because I actually shoved my fingers into his abdomen and up under his ribs. I remember a sharp, "Ow!" then waking up.

The fourth dream was a reoccuring dream I'd been having of a tiny little neighborhood in a little town. The neighborhood was very nice. Big brick homes. Nice yards. A front gate. All that jazz. But, for some reason, my only friend in the neighborhood (who isn't real) owned a little country store in the neighborhood. The store was empty the ay I walked in it. Nothing but dust and rotting floor-boards. I can dimly recall her father screaming, "This was all we had! We're as poor as dirt now."

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Sorry for the loonngg writing. Just had to share 'em. :3
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You know those mornings where

You know those mornings where you're still asleep, still dreaming, but you know you're going to wake up soon and you just don't want to? I've found a solution! Just make yourself barf in your dream :| It wakes you up pretty well.

Was in some sort of race where you had a partner, which the two of you dressed in the same colored shirt, and you had to finish this absolutely huge, insane and bizarre obstacle course, but they kept making you switch partners after every obstacle! So I had to keep trying to find my new partner and it was just a complete mess The last obstacle everyone had to complete was to get on this spinning platform, hang on to: a pyramid of giant nacho chips, a huge candy cane, or a big peppermint, for dear life and the last ones on were the winners (which made the whole race part of it completely moot). This is where I started to wake up and eventually ended up throwing up. Ugh.
I'll just wake up next time. ;;
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Ken Jeong (Señor Chang from

Ken Jeong (Señor Chang from Community) had kidnapped and drugged Jorge Garcia in some Cupcakes-esque scheme and was going to operate/surgically rip off his lips without anesthesia after breaking into one of my longtime friend's house. I was on a SWAT team with Michelle Rodriguez and Matt Damon, but Michelle was being a total baby about it and wasn't anything like the macho-lady she plays in ever movie and show she's in--she kept saying how scared she was and Matt was giving her a pep talk with a very angry and serious voice, but his mouth was permanently smiling.

We got in the house and Jorge's lips were okay since Ken had just cut them a little bit and so we got him with a taser gun and it was really disgusting seeing him being electrocuted and the voltage was up way too high. It evaporated his clothes and then he kind of shot into the air while flailing and collapsed in onto himself like a black hole. Our supervisors were coming into the house and I freaked out because instead of capturing Ken, we.. killed him in some strange way, so I fled into my friend's house and I found this awesome secret passageway in it that led to this awesome door but I woke up before I could open it.
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Some time ago, I dreamt I

Some time ago, I dreamt I visited my friend's house at night and accidentally set her basement on fire. (not that she even has a basement...) I left without telling her.

Ate a cheddar popper filled

Ate a cheddar popper filled with a hallucinogenic jelly.

Was outside and thought one

Was outside and thought one of the cats was acting funny. Went over to him as he was sitting stiffly on the wall making... Weird clicking noises I think it was, without moving his mouth. His eyes never blinked and they started to glow bright yellow. He only moved once, which was to jump up onto a windowsill when I shook him because I was trying to figure what was going on. He then sat staring at me and apparently I believed he was a demon/was possessed by one and I tried to pray at him but he wouldn't let me finish and it seemed to provoke a negative reaction from him. e-e;
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I don't really remember what

I don't really remember what I dreamed about, except that I was working on another pixel horse design (worked on a contest entry until 4 am last night :'D ). But the thing that I really remember was the face that no matter what I dreamed, Put The Lime In The Coconut was playing the ENTIRE time! 8D
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One time I had a dream I was

One time I had a dream I was walking along a sidewalk, and stopped in front of a tree. So there was a squirrel on the ground just staring at me, and you could tell it was rabid. So I tried to run, but of course, I kept falling to the ground. So then this thing attacks me. So after it cuts my legs and bites my hand, I basicially fly into a rage mode, punching and kicking it multple times, leaving it alive but laying in its side gasping for air. For some reason, I felt bad for it after that.
Then I had another dream where my school had to fight off zombies, and we ended up having to flee to Manhattan (aka the part of New York City that you always see on TV and in books and stuff. Theres actually 5 different bouroughs that make up the city, and the part I live in is about 45 minutes always from Manhattan.)
~Poppy~
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I just took a nap about 15

I just took a nap about 15 minutes ago, and in the dream I caught a weird-looking lizard. ((If you know me personally, one of my favorite things to do is catch anoles in my back yard)) It looked more like a gecko, and when I caught it, it...like...either drooled or bitten my hand to where it started burning like it was venomous. Anyway, I put the gecko in a little plastic box and went to show it to my brother. When I got to him, he had caught something as well. As I looked down in my box, I was surprised to see that the gecko had transformed into a rattlesnake!

And then I woke up.

I found a magnificent young

I found a magnificent young stag in my backyard! Instead of doing the responsible thing and leaving him alone and maybe taking a picture, I decided to keep him and locked him in our shed! He was lovely though: he looked like a whitetail but with much more refined features and he was darker from his head, to his neck, and to his back legs. And he was pretty friendly, too.
After I fed him an apple and went to bed, I hear a weird coyote-like noise that started out being far away down the street (a family of coyotes lives in the ravine across the street from me) and it kept yapping and it was easy to tell it was getting closer. I looked outside and there is this PUMA SIZED coyote digging at the shed and of course I go absolutely ballistic.

I grabbed our BB gun and shot the coyote's rump and he ran away, but then this gross raccoon flies out from where I shot it and comes running/flailing like crazy at me, spewing foam and blood while yelling Lewis Carroll's poem Jabberwocky at me. I think I ended up squishing it with a board from our deck. It was gross. And weird.

A few days passed in my dream and the stag in my shed was growing his antlers faster and faster and he got a little more playful with me, but that meant he'd paw at my face with his sharp little hooves and kept bullying me around with his antlers.

ANYWAYS the next night, I see these two golden dogs circling the shed and I hear the stag kicking around, so I think he's freaking out and wanting to escape. The dogs were absolutely horrible looking; they had crocodile-like snouts but crazy looking human faces and they just kept going around the shed and whining. I grabbed a big stick and was about to hit them with it when they suddenly turned into twin brothers with long golden hair. They told me they were Animagi and their friend was in my shed. Sure enough, I open the shed and shed-stag has turned into a ridiculously handsome man with black hair.


Now for some reason me and my family took a trip to France with shed-stag-man. I found a large spotted egg in our hotel room and we all wanted to keep it, but we had a problem: if we took the egg now, it would have to be put into quarantine and we wouldn't be able to see it hatch, or we could stay in France and it would hatch but then it would have French citizenship and we wouldn't be able to take it with us to the US! SUCH DRAMA, RIGHT?
We decided to stay because my mom got to meet the Steve Miller Band and apparently that is means enough to stay in France for a few more weeks.. lol
Something else happened and shed-stag-man told me that he didn't love me and I crawled into bathtub to cry.
The end 8I
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I had a dream last night that

I had a dream last night that was actually pretty scary for me.

In the dream, I don't know if I was in my own house or someone else's, but I do know I was in an alternate plane/world where monsters were dominant over human beings, and humans were servants to them. The dream took place the entire time in this house, and essentially, I was home waiting for Mom and everyone else to come home so I could be protected from these monsters.

Well one of the monsters came, he was an orc and he demanded I open the door. I didn't because I was scared of him, because he could hurt my family or me. He left and another monster came, which was more of a heavyset troll in a witch hat. She was able to manipulate the lock on the door using magic and opened it, and I couldn't push it shut because she was much stronger than me.

So she and I sat somewhere, and she had kind of a talk about how I need to do what the orc says, and just live my life without worrying about being killed by the monsters. I agreed and she left.

Before I could go and lock the door, the orc invited himself in, as well as a few other monsters, and he asked me to shave his beard in front of his friends. I went and got a shaving kit from another room, and was just about to begin when my alarm went off. I woke up and felt absolutely relieved that this was just a dream.

It felt like being in a controlling or abusive relationship, and what was scary was that I was defenseless, I couldn't even lock the door and keep the monsters out because they could just open it up effortlessly.

I guess what I got out of this dream was what the troll witch said, to just enjoy my life without worrying about everything.
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Let's give this puppy a

Let's give this puppy a bump!

I seriously just had a Pokemon University dream! Was sitting in class minding my own businesses when the teacher randomly called the class to order saying that we would be battling next, i.e. the trainers. Trainer vs. Trainer hand to hand combat fighting. Our Pokemon would be in a 3-way v.s. match. I raised my hand to be excused because I had injured my whole right arm and wanted to get a brace or at least bandaging for it. I was excused to go to the locker room for those supplies. On my way, I look into the arena and see that it's completely covered in ice and snow with blinding blizzard-like winds and see that it's a battle between a Cubone, Blaziken, and an Ursaring. Little Cubone was getting so beat up :< I then head on my way to the locker rooms when a supervisor of the trainer match asked what I was doing. I answered her, but was told that I cannot have any extra protection. Just as she says that, I look to the end of the hall to see one of my classmates leaving with an entire armful of wraps and braces! I start to demand that the supervisor ban him from the fight for her to interrupt me with, "Do you eat cereal?" ....

The Pokemon fight was so epic, you guys D: Except.. Blaziken was dressed up as Santa with a sled and all...reminded me of the Grinch.. '-'
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Dreamt I was both looking for

Dreamt I was both looking for and try to protect/care for a hedgehog. It kind of morphed strangely and at one point I think it almost had a human face. I don't think I felt the dream was creepy though. I remember digging for it in a pile of leaves or grass or something. I can't remember what happened in the dream really.

My mom got invited to a fancy

My mom got invited to a fancy dinner hosted at her work and she invited me since dad didn't want to go. While we were there I got bored with schmoozing, so I decided to wander around when I saw this lady who was in her mid 50's or early 60's stumble. I ran over and caught her and she thanked me but then looked confused and everybody around us was freaking out and worrying is she was alright.
Apparently I had saved Christian Dior's descendent (don't ask me lol) who, oddly enough in my dream, was Meryl Streep although she was just known as "Ms. Dior". She was amazed that I hadn't recognized her. Everybody around us was freaking out because I hadn't heard of her although when she told me who she was I was internally screaming in my dream because I knew who she was, but on the outside I kept my cool.

So, since I didn't immediately recognize her and cause a fuss, she hired me as her in-home caretaker since she'd just undergone some kind of surgery and needed extra help around the house. Mostly all I did was water her plants, turn the faucets and showers on for her when she needed them, and help her whenever she needed to get up or sit down. She'd sit in her study and draw up clothing designs all day and every now and then call somebody to yell at them.

Her neighborhood was so fancy that all the streets were made of bright white marble and there were tall, elegant bridges everywhere and not a single person drove a car. Everybody rode horses and spoke with a phony Liverpool accent.
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My last dream was that I was

My last dream was that I was driving a car with my brother and then police stopped us. When we found a place to stop I realized Im not going out of car, instead of it I was sitting on a motorbike. Then the three policemen went out of their car and said Im gonna go with them. I gave my brother the keys and my documents(I dont know for what, I still needed them) and noticed that one of policemen has lemur on the lead. It was travelling with them in the car. Then I went with them somewhere and my dream suddenly stopped.
This is one of my "normal" dreams.

Dampir, your dream made me

Dampir, your dream made me giggle xD
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I was leading an elephant

I was leading an elephant around Walmart while trying to hide from my..sister, I think.
Seriously. Being sneaky. With an elephant. In Walmart.
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